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I need to shave
« on: February 18, 2011, 12:12:55 AM »
It looks like i glued a shit ton of pubes on my face... just found this pattern of thought amusing and decided to share it
much love, I Love maps....

also, enjoy the map porn
http://www.paradisefoundyoga.com/images/map_ss.gif

aparantly i lack the ability to embed images... so ill just link it

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if theres bees in the trap im catching them, by the thorax and abdomen. and sanding there stingers down to a rough quill. then i dip em in ink and i scribble a bit, and if the wriggle than i tickle them until they hold still, let me say it again, in my land of pretend, i use bees as a mother fucking pen!

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Re: I need to shave
« Reply #1 on: February 18, 2011, 04:23:54 AM »
I see it has a ferry to Vancouver, I bet that would be a nice trip. When I go to watch the SF Giants games I often take the ferry because of the excellent view, and taking a nap on the way back after a night game is refreshing. I like maps too, so far I only have about 8, I will be getting more.

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Re: I need to shave
« Reply #2 on: February 18, 2011, 04:27:06 AM »
i actually got the name from when gluey spammed a glue sniffing support web site with photos of maps using this exact name. also if you like maps then google images is your best friend, also i live on that island along with gluey, also i still have yet to shave, also its 2:30 am so maybe i should shave and wake my foster parents up and have them bitch at me, also im hungry. be back in a bit grabbing some food.

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if theres bees in the trap im catching them, by the thorax and abdomen. and sanding there stingers down to a rough quill. then i dip em in ink and i scribble a bit, and if the wriggle than i tickle them until they hold still, let me say it again, in my land of pretend, i use bees as a mother fucking pen!

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Re: I need to shave
« Reply #3 on: February 18, 2011, 04:48:39 AM »
I'll take a look at google images, thanks for the tip.  :thumbup:

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Re: I need to shave
« Reply #4 on: February 18, 2011, 06:04:38 AM »
It looks like i glued a shit ton of pubes on my face... just found this pattern of thought amusing and decided to share it
much love, I Love maps....

also, enjoy the map porn


aparantly i lack the ability to embed images... so ill just link it

There it is! Very nice!  :thumbup:
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Re: I need to shave
« Reply #5 on: February 18, 2011, 06:17:37 AM »
My little boy must be about to start to grow facial hair. I was shaving at his age. I am in no rush though. He is my baby son and it already freaks me out a bit that he wears the same size clothes and shoes and there is only an inch in height and 10 kilos between us. Hard to keep telling myself that lie :P
I2 today is not i2 of yesteryear. It is a knitting circle. Those that participate be they nice or asshats know their place and the price to be there. Odeon is the overlord

.Benevolent if you toe the line.

Think it is I2 of old? Even Odeon is not so delusional as to think otherwise. He may on occasionally pretend otherwise but his base is that knitting circle.

Censoring/banning/restricting/moderating myself, Calanadale & Scrapheap were all not his finest moments.

How to apologise to Scrap

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Re: I need to shave
« Reply #6 on: February 18, 2011, 06:23:35 AM »
My little boy must be about to start to grow facial hair. I was shaving at his age. I am in no rush though. He is my baby son and it already freaks me out a bit that he wears the same size clothes and shoes and there is only an inch in height and 10 kilos between us. Hard to keep telling myself that lie :P
How old is he Sir_Les?

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Re: I need to shave
« Reply #7 on: February 18, 2011, 06:46:20 AM »
My little boy must be about to start to grow facial hair. I was shaving at his age. I am in no rush though. He is my baby son and it already freaks me out a bit that he wears the same size clothes and shoes and there is only an inch in height and 10 kilos between us. Hard to keep telling myself that lie :P
How old is he Sir_Les?

Just over a week til his 14th
I2 today is not i2 of yesteryear. It is a knitting circle. Those that participate be they nice or asshats know their place and the price to be there. Odeon is the overlord

.Benevolent if you toe the line.

Think it is I2 of old? Even Odeon is not so delusional as to think otherwise. He may on occasionally pretend otherwise but his base is that knitting circle.

Censoring/banning/restricting/moderating myself, Calanadale & Scrapheap were all not his finest moments.

How to apologise to Scrap

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Re: I need to shave
« Reply #8 on: February 18, 2011, 06:58:54 AM »
Hard to think of him as my baby son but I manage. :p
I2 today is not i2 of yesteryear. It is a knitting circle. Those that participate be they nice or asshats know their place and the price to be there. Odeon is the overlord

.Benevolent if you toe the line.

Think it is I2 of old? Even Odeon is not so delusional as to think otherwise. He may on occasionally pretend otherwise but his base is that knitting circle.

Censoring/banning/restricting/moderating myself, Calanadale & Scrapheap were all not his finest moments.

How to apologise to Scrap

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Re: I need to shave
« Reply #9 on: February 18, 2011, 07:02:02 AM »
Hard to think of him as my baby son but I manage. :p

Mine now considers any photos of him in Sailor Suits as child abuse....they turn Les, they turn.  :P

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Re: I need to shave
« Reply #10 on: February 18, 2011, 09:59:29 AM »
Getting kind of difficult to hold your boy down while raping him in the ass, eh Sir Les? :orly:

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Re: I need to shave
« Reply #11 on: February 18, 2011, 02:02:50 PM »
Getting kind of difficult to hold your boy down while raping him in the ass, eh Sir Les? :orly:
Getting flashbacks from your childhood Appalachia?

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Re: I need to shave
« Reply #12 on: February 18, 2011, 02:56:28 PM »
Getting kind of difficult to hold your boy down while raping him in the ass, eh Sir Les? :orly:
Getting flashbacks from your childhood Appalachia?

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Re: I need to shave
« Reply #13 on: February 18, 2011, 10:15:00 PM »

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Re: I need to shave
« Reply #14 on: February 19, 2011, 12:09:26 AM »
Getting kind of difficult to hold your boy down while raping him in the ass, eh Sir Les? :orly:

See all that practice fucking pigs and getting ready for a time in your life that a genetically defective inbred mountain girl with poor vision and low morals will decide to get herself drunk enough to allow you to dress her in a pig suit and have slobbering, blubber-bouncing hog sex from behind.
At this point you will be able to talk about sex and sexual relationships with people as not such a scary and unknown situation.
Until then pig raper, it is just an mindless attempt at trying to valiantly throw a sexualise meaning behind any flame without an understanding of what you are on about. What is more it shows it as being more important and impersonal and confronting than it is me. Rightly so.

If it makes you feel better. Don't worry if you are too fat now to see you cock because no-one is is seeing it. In fact you could pretend the little thing did not exist. It exists and you were born with it to be able to have sex and to help produce children but you are fast becoming too fat (to accompany too ugly and too much of an arsehole) to ever get in position to use it for the purpose it was made for. Virgin for life.

Hope that helps.

Your Uncle Les.
« Last Edit: February 19, 2011, 12:52:18 AM by Sir_Les_Patterson »
I2 today is not i2 of yesteryear. It is a knitting circle. Those that participate be they nice or asshats know their place and the price to be there. Odeon is the overlord

.Benevolent if you toe the line.

Think it is I2 of old? Even Odeon is not so delusional as to think otherwise. He may on occasionally pretend otherwise but his base is that knitting circle.

Censoring/banning/restricting/moderating myself, Calanadale & Scrapheap were all not his finest moments.

How to apologise to Scrap