Getting kind of difficult to hold your boy down while raping him in the ass, eh Sir Les? 
See all that practice fucking pigs and getting ready for a time in your life that a genetically defective inbred mountain girl with poor vision and low morals will decide to get herself drunk enough to allow you to dress her in a pig suit and have slobbering, blubber-bouncing hog sex from behind.
At this point you will be able to talk about sex and sexual relationships with people as not such a scary and unknown situation.
Until then pig raper, it is just an mindless attempt at trying to valiantly throw a sexualise meaning behind any flame without an understanding of what you are on about. What is more it shows it as being more important and impersonal and confronting than it is me. Rightly so.
If it makes you feel better. Don't worry if you are too fat now to see you cock because no-one is is seeing it. In fact you could pretend the little thing did not exist. It exists and you were born with it to be able to have sex and to help produce children but you are fast becoming too fat (to accompany too ugly and too much of an arsehole) to ever get in position to use it for the purpose it was made for. Virgin for life.
Hope that helps.
Your Uncle Les.
