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Offline SausageofPower

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Ask the Jesus-esque man questions. Go on.
« on: October 24, 2006, 08:21:13 PM »
Yeah, I'm a new guy, so here's your chance to pick me apart. Have fun, though stupid questions will get stupid answers ;p

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Re: Ask the Jesus-esque man questions. Go on.
« Reply #1 on: October 24, 2006, 08:26:26 PM »
Jesus, what part of Mexico are you from?
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Re: Ask the Jesus-esque man questions. Go on.
« Reply #2 on: October 24, 2006, 08:30:36 PM »
Quote from: McJagger on October 24, 2006, 08:26:26 PM
Jesus, what part of Mexico are you from?

Texas, originally. Notice my witty reply which makes subtle reference to the high population of illegal immigrants in my country and that state in particular.

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« Reply #3 on: October 24, 2006, 08:32:15 PM »
Quote from: SausageofPower on October 24, 2006, 08:30:36 PM
Quote from: McJagger on October 24, 2006, 08:26:26 PM
Jesus, what part of Mexico are you from?

Texas, originally. Notice my witty reply which makes subtle reference to the high population of illegal immigrants in my country and that state in particular.

I know. I'm awesome.

-Corey

the jury is still out.




question:

how many women have you shagged?
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Re: Ask the Jesus-esque man questions. Go on.
« Reply #4 on: October 24, 2006, 08:32:28 PM »
Are you Steve Corey??
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Re: Ask the Jesus-esque man questions. Go on.
« Reply #5 on: October 24, 2006, 08:39:34 PM »
Quote from: McJagger on October 24, 2006, 08:32:15 PM
question:

how many women have you shagged?

Two, in all honesty. I got engaged at the age of 18, and that broke off after nearly 3 years. 5 months later, I met another girl and we started dating, and here we are 15 months later.

I've got an old style concept of sex anyway. Besides, most chicks who put out that I would have considering having sex with have had children or hit the wall. Hard. Better yet, when I worked for the local government, I saw a number of girls I had found attractive come in for STD testing >_>;;

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Re: Ask the Jesus-esque man questions. Go on.
« Reply #6 on: October 24, 2006, 08:41:41 PM »
Quote from: Scrapheap on October 24, 2006, 08:32:28 PM
Are you Steve Corey??


Would that be, "Are you Steve Corey??" or "Are you Steve, Corey?"

The answer to the first would be no.

The answer to the second would be "Which Steve do you mean?" Maybe "Eh Steve" from Homestar Runner?



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« Reply #7 on: October 24, 2006, 08:48:32 PM »
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The answer to the second would be "Which Steve do you mean?" Maybe "Eh Steve" from Homestar Runner?
or Steve-o from the Jackass franchise.


i can see why you wouldn't be promiscuous if you saw a bunch of hotties coming in for STD treatment.


ever shag a guy?
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Re: Ask the Jesus-esque man questions. Go on.
« Reply #8 on: October 24, 2006, 08:52:26 PM »
Quote from: McJagger on October 24, 2006, 08:48:32 PM
i can see why you wouldn't be promiscuous if you saw a bunch of hotties coming in for STD treatment.


ever shag a guy?

Hotties coming for STD treatment definitely ruins the libido. "Oh yeah, I just love extra cheese on the taco!"  :happypuke:

Never shagged a guy. I've got gay friends, but I never dug the tubesteak angle.

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« Reply #9 on: October 24, 2006, 09:02:08 PM »
have you ever heard the song Breakdown, by GnR?

and if so, did you like it?
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« Reply #10 on: October 24, 2006, 09:06:59 PM »
i think this song kicks arse.




« Last Edit: October 24, 2006, 09:16:23 PM by McJagger »
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Re: Ask the Jesus-esque man questions. Go on.
« Reply #11 on: October 24, 2006, 09:13:01 PM »
How evil would you say you are, on a scale from 0 to 7? (and don't dare give an out-of-range answer)
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« Reply #12 on: October 24, 2006, 09:15:09 PM »
bear with me, for i am feeling nastalgic.

Estranged
i think this is a poetic description of young love.



ok, that's the last one.

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« Last Edit: October 24, 2006, 09:27:11 PM by McJagger »
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Re: Ask the Jesus-esque man questions. Go on.
« Reply #13 on: October 25, 2006, 04:02:59 AM »
Daddy or chips?
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« Reply #14 on: October 25, 2006, 01:37:23 PM »
Would you so hit her in the name of the Lord Almighty?
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