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Title: Ask the Jesus-esque man questions. Go on.
Post by: SausageofPower on October 24, 2006, 08:21:13 PM
Yeah, I'm a new guy, so here's your chance to pick me apart. Have fun, though stupid questions will get stupid answers ;p

-Corey
Title: Re: Ask the Jesus-esque man questions. Go on.
Post by: McGiver on October 24, 2006, 08:26:26 PM
Jesus, what part of Mexico are you from?
Title: Re: Ask the Jesus-esque man questions. Go on.
Post by: SausageofPower on October 24, 2006, 08:30:36 PM
Jesus, what part of Mexico are you from?

Texas, originally. Notice my witty reply which makes subtle reference to the high population of illegal immigrants in my country and that state in particular.

I know. I'm awesome.

-Corey
Title: Re: Ask the Jesus-esque man questions. Go on.
Post by: McGiver on October 24, 2006, 08:32:15 PM
Jesus, what part of Mexico are you from?

Texas, originally. Notice my witty reply which makes subtle reference to the high population of illegal immigrants in my country and that state in particular.

I know. I'm awesome.

-Corey

the jury is still out.




question:

how many women have you shagged?
Title: Re: Ask the Jesus-esque man questions. Go on.
Post by: Scrapheap on October 24, 2006, 08:32:28 PM
Are you Steve Corey??
Title: Re: Ask the Jesus-esque man questions. Go on.
Post by: SausageofPower on October 24, 2006, 08:39:34 PM
question:

how many women have you shagged?

Two, in all honesty. I got engaged at the age of 18, and that broke off after nearly 3 years. 5 months later, I met another girl and we started dating, and here we are 15 months later.

I've got an old style concept of sex anyway. Besides, most chicks who put out that I would have considering having sex with have had children or hit the wall. Hard. Better yet, when I worked for the local government, I saw a number of girls I had found attractive come in for STD testing >_>;;

-Corey
Title: Re: Ask the Jesus-esque man questions. Go on.
Post by: SausageofPower on October 24, 2006, 08:41:41 PM
Are you Steve Corey??

Would that be, "Are you Steve Corey??" or "Are you Steve, Corey?"

The answer to the first would be no.

The answer to the second would be "Which Steve do you mean?" Maybe "Eh Steve" from Homestar Runner?

(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/b/b5/Eh%21_Steve.png)

I wish my friend, I wish...

-Corey
Title: Re: Ask the Jesus-esque man questions. Go on.
Post by: McGiver on October 24, 2006, 08:48:32 PM
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The answer to the second would be "Which Steve do you mean?" Maybe "Eh Steve" from Homestar Runner?
or Steve-o from the Jackass franchise.


i can see why you wouldn't be promiscuous if you saw a bunch of hotties coming in for STD treatment.


ever shag a guy?
Title: Re: Ask the Jesus-esque man questions. Go on.
Post by: SausageofPower on October 24, 2006, 08:52:26 PM
i can see why you wouldn't be promiscuous if you saw a bunch of hotties coming in for STD treatment.


ever shag a guy?

Hotties coming for STD treatment definitely ruins the libido. "Oh yeah, I just love extra cheese on the taco!"  :happypuke:

Never shagged a guy. I've got gay friends, but I never dug the tubesteak angle.

-Corey
Title: Re: Ask the Jesus-esque man questions. Go on.
Post by: McGiver on October 24, 2006, 09:02:08 PM
have you ever heard the song Breakdown, by GnR?

and if so, did you like it?
Title: Re: Ask the Jesus-esque man questions. Go on.
Post by: McGiver on October 24, 2006, 09:06:59 PM
i think this song kicks arse.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j5EvuYR7U0A


Title: Re: Ask the Jesus-esque man questions. Go on.
Post by: Lurk Hurk Gurk on October 24, 2006, 09:13:01 PM
How evil (http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Evilness) would you say you are, on a scale from 0 to 7? (and don't dare give an out-of-range answer)
Title: Re: Ask the Jesus-esque man questions. Go on.
Post by: McGiver on October 24, 2006, 09:15:09 PM
bear with me, for i am feeling nastalgic.

Estranged
i think this is a poetic description of young love.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4YmwJpnor6o


ok, that's the last one.

 :pinocchio:

live version:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hd2GvHuNznU
Title: Re: Ask the Jesus-esque man questions. Go on.
Post by: duncvis on October 25, 2006, 04:02:59 AM
Daddy or chips?
Title: Re: Ask the Jesus-esque man questions. Go on.
Post by: thepeaguy on October 25, 2006, 01:37:23 PM
Would you so hit her (http://jonas.liljegren.org/images/Alyson_Hannigan/wallpapers/eco491_alyson_hannigan.jpg) in the name of the Lord Almighty?
Title: Re: Ask the Jesus-esque man questions. Go on.
Post by: duncvis on October 25, 2006, 03:53:23 PM
I know I would.  :green: :bananas:
Title: Re: Ask the Jesus-esque man questions. Go on.
Post by: purposefulinsanity on October 25, 2006, 05:44:12 PM
I know I would.  :green: :bananas:

I'd respond with me too, but that might just be a little too freaky. :laugh:
Title: Re: Ask the Jesus-esque man questions. Go on.
Post by: McGiver on October 25, 2006, 06:46:35 PM
Would you so hit her (http://jonas.liljegren.org/images/Alyson_Hannigan/wallpapers/eco491_alyson_hannigan.jpg) in the name of the Lord Almighty?

one time, at band camp....
Title: Re: Ask the Jesus-esque man questions. Go on.
Post by: thepeaguy on October 26, 2006, 07:53:13 AM
I know I would.  :green: :bananas:

I'd respond with me too, but that might just be a little too freaky. :laugh:

Why? I don't think it's freaky. :/
Title: Re: Ask the Jesus-esque man questions. Go on.
Post by: purposefulinsanity on October 26, 2006, 09:44:04 AM
I know I would.  :green: :bananas:

I'd respond with me too, but that might just be a little too freaky. :laugh:

Why? I don't think it's freaky. :/

I thought the fact that we sometimes have the same taste in women might come across a little too like we're clones of each other.
Title: Re: Ask the Jesus-esque man questions. Go on.
Post by: thepeaguy on October 26, 2006, 10:26:04 AM
I know I would.  :green: :bananas:

I'd respond with me too, but that might just be a little too freaky. :laugh:

Why? I don't think it's freaky. :/

I thought the fact that we sometimes have the same taste in women might come across a little too like we're clones of each other.

It's good to have similar interests, methinks.
Title: Re: Ask the Jesus-esque man questions. Go on.
Post by: McGiver on October 26, 2006, 01:46:25 PM
I know I would.  :green: :bananas:

I'd respond with me too, but that might just be a little too freaky. :laugh:

Why? I don't think it's freaky. :/

I thought the fact that we sometimes have the same taste in women might come across a little too like we're clones of each other.

It's good to have similar interests, methinks.

yes, especially when Duncvis gets to handle two women at the same time.

he is my hero!
Title: Re: Ask the Jesus-esque man questions. Go on.
Post by: Leto729 on October 26, 2006, 01:49:32 PM
Would you so hit her (http://jonas.liljegren.org/images/Alyson_Hannigan/wallpapers/eco491_alyson_hannigan.jpg) in the name of the Lord Almighty?
Nice one thepeaguy. :eyebrows:
Title: Re: Ask the Jesus-esque man questions. Go on.
Post by: SausageofPower on October 31, 2006, 12:10:54 PM
How evil (http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Evilness) would you say you are, on a scale from 0 to 7? (and don't dare give an out-of-range answer)

3.5. I'm typically a good guy, and am only evil when provoked.

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Daddy or chips?

Your question confuses me. Is this some British slang I'm not aware of (i.e. - "Hairs on a bobbin", etc.)? ;p

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Would you so hit her in the name of the Lord Almighty?

I'd hit her like Tower 1, then come around and hit her again.  :eyebrows:

Yes, I know, I'm going to hell ;p

-Corey
Title: Re: Ask the Jesus-esque man questions. Go on.
Post by: purposefulinsanity on October 31, 2006, 12:14:23 PM
I'm British and I don't get the 'Daddy or chips' question either  ???
Title: Re: Ask the Jesus-esque man questions. Go on.
Post by: thepeaguy on October 31, 2006, 12:24:09 PM
I'm British and I don't get the 'Daddy or chips' question either  ???

That McCain Oven Chips advert, you fool!
Title: Re: Ask the Jesus-esque man questions. Go on.
Post by: purposefulinsanity on October 31, 2006, 12:29:21 PM
I'm British and I don't get the 'Daddy or chips' question either  ???

That McCain Oven Chips advert, you fool!

What advert?  I always mute the ads cos they're always far too loud and irritating.
Title: Re: Ask the Jesus-esque man questions. Go on.
Post by: thepeaguy on October 31, 2006, 12:33:46 PM
I'm British and I don't get the 'Daddy or chips' question either  ???

That McCain Oven Chips advert, you fool!

What advert?  I always mute the ads cos they're always far too loud and irritating.

Well, it had some girl pondering at what she liked more -- Daddy or Chips. And then, some fat guy (Dunc) pinched her chip, so she then prefered chips instead of daddy.

(http://www.barbelith.co.uk/gallery/daddy_or_chips.JPG)

Yes.
Title: Re: Ask the Jesus-esque man questions. Go on.
Post by: Leto729 on October 31, 2006, 02:10:51 PM
(http://www.barbelith.co.uk/gallery/daddy_or_chips.JPG)

Funny :LOL:
Title: Re: Ask the Jesus-esque man questions. Go on.
Post by: thepeaguy on October 31, 2006, 02:11:25 PM
What anime are you currently into right now?

Me? Full Metal Alchemist.
Title: Re: Ask the Jesus-esque man questions. Go on.
Post by: SausageofPower on October 31, 2006, 02:46:53 PM
What anime are you currently into right now?

Me? Full Metal Alchemist.

Directed at me? This is gonna take awhile ;p

Well, I'm a big fan of Cowboy Bebop (I own Spike Spiegel's primary firearm in the series, an IMI Jericho) and Gungrave in terms of more serious/gritty animes. I also like Samurai Champloo, Wolf's Rain, Neon Genesis Evangelion, Fruits Basket, Love Hina, FLCL, Trigun, Serial Experiments Lain, Gundam Wing and I own all of DragonBall/Z/GT imported directly from Japan via the 'DragonBox' sets.

I'm sure I'm forgetting some. At the moment, I'm rewatching Love Hina with my girlfriend, since she's never seen it.

-Corey
Title: Re: Ask the Jesus-esque man questions. Go on.
Post by: thepeaguy on October 31, 2006, 02:51:12 PM

I'm sure I'm forgetting some. At the moment, I'm rewatching Love Hina with my girlfriend, since she's never seen it.

-Corey

What's it about? Is it anything like Tenchi Muyo?
Title: Re: Ask the Jesus-esque man questions. Go on.
Post by: SausageofPower on October 31, 2006, 03:00:20 PM
What's it about? Is it anything like Tenchi Muyo?

I haven't seen Tenchi Muyo myself, but Love Hina is about your typical pathetic guy who made a promise with a girl when he was little to grow up and grow to Tokyo U together. In typically anime style, he can't remember who the girl was, and when his grandmother leaves him in charge of a girl's only dorm...wackiness ensues. He wonders if one of the girls is the girl he made the promise with, etc...It's a cute series. It's a nice break from the gritty/serious shows (I typically alternate when I watch anime).

-Corey
Title: Re: Ask the Jesus-esque man questions. Go on.
Post by: richard on October 31, 2006, 03:01:36 PM
whats the story behind your screename? sounds kindof fruity
Title: Re: Ask the Jesus-esque man questions. Go on.
Post by: SausageofPower on October 31, 2006, 08:34:56 PM
whats the story behind your screename? sounds kindof fruity

It's a euphemism for penis. A long time ago, SomethingAwful.com or another site had a quiz and asked "What is your favorite peripheral:" and one option was "Sausage of Power." It made me laugh, and now (about 5-6 years later) I've started using it as a screen name.

-Corey
Title: Re: Ask the Jesus-esque man questions. Go on.
Post by: Scrapheap on November 04, 2006, 11:45:47 AM
whats the story behind your screename? sounds kindof fruity

It's a euphemism for penis. A long time ago, SomethingAwful.com or another site had a quiz and asked "What is your favorite peripheral:" and one option was "Sausage of Power." It made me laugh, and now (about 5-6 years later) I've started using it as a screen name.

-Corey

That kind of reminds me of the 70's Funk band "Tower of Power"