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Re: Newbie! Please don't steal my lunch money...
« Reply #30 on: November 17, 2010, 06:58:54 PM »
Hi, I'm a resident shit stirrer, don't start drama here or I'll make sure it goes epic. :zoinks:
Existence actually has two broad meanings despite its apparent meaningless. The constant reconciliation of all its parts, and the conservation of any closed system as a whole.

Morality can be extrapolated from these meanings to make these two commandments of godless morality: 1). Be in harmony with one another and 2). Care for the environment.

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Re: Newbie! Please don't steal my lunch money...
« Reply #31 on: November 17, 2010, 08:07:47 PM »
Hey there.

Whatever you do, don't get richard to show you his BIG FUCKING PETER.

Then again, you could always stick your fake 'tache on it and send the pics to the National Enquirer.

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Re: Newbie! Please don't steal my lunch money...
« Reply #32 on: November 17, 2010, 08:24:28 PM »
 :welcome:  damfino!


Have fun with all the smilies! They are a major reason I signed up here!   :happydance:
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Re: Newbie! Please don't steal my lunch money...
« Reply #33 on: November 17, 2010, 08:34:01 PM »
Welcome damfino!

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Re: Newbie! Please don't steal my lunch money...
« Reply #34 on: November 17, 2010, 08:38:19 PM »
O Hai Dere Walcome!!! :)


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Re: Newbie! Please don't steal my lunch money...
« Reply #35 on: November 17, 2010, 09:23:11 PM »
Heya! I'm Steph, newly 27 (wow, that came fast) and I live in the land of fake Elvi and gin martini spokesman mayors. I read a lot of books but I feel like I was a 2nd rate vaudeville performer in a past life so a lot of awful jokes come out. So I'm new... easy to trick, and I'm VERY impressionable. But I have a few tricks up my sleeve... like I have a fake 'stache in my purse. Really. You just never know.

I've attached two photos, it's impossible to tell which one is me. I'm a good egg but I gotta keep people on their toes. I love making new friends, deep discussions about smart people things and people that can quote obscure sketch shows most people can't remember.

Have a fabulous day!





*narrows eyes*

....Sup?
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Re: Newbie! Please don't steal my lunch money...
« Reply #36 on: November 17, 2010, 09:32:20 PM »
^^^ROFLMAO

careful Rage will try to recruit you for a long Mars trip


we are hoping to start a colony there, as soon as we can figure out how to install the wi-fi

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Re: Newbie! Please don't steal my lunch money...
« Reply #37 on: November 17, 2010, 09:51:40 PM »

*narrows eyes*

....Sup?

My eyes are narrowing too , but thats due to it being nearly 4:00 in the morning not psychic powers  :zombiefuck:

*collapses in a heap of writhing tentacles*
I'll just diagnose myself as Goddess of the Universe and have done with it. Hell with autism!  :green: :zoinks:

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Re: Newbie! Please don't steal my lunch money...
« Reply #38 on: November 17, 2010, 09:59:34 PM »
did somebody say narrow eyes?

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Re: Newbie! Please don't steal my lunch money...
« Reply #39 on: November 17, 2010, 10:00:40 PM »
did somebody say narrow eyes?


He's hot , where can i find topless pics?  :zoinks:


oh I really need to sleep.......  :duh:
I'll just diagnose myself as Goddess of the Universe and have done with it. Hell with autism!  :green: :zoinks:

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Re: Newbie! Please don't steal my lunch money...
« Reply #40 on: November 17, 2010, 10:16:08 PM »
did somebody say narrow eyes?


He's hot , where can i find topless pics?  :zoinks:


oh I really need to sleep.......  :duh:

he squints SO much tho, he squints so much he makes he begin to subconciously squint myself :(

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Re: Newbie! Please don't steal my lunch money...
« Reply #41 on: November 17, 2010, 11:23:17 PM »
did somebody say narrow eyes?


He's hot , where can i find topless pics?  :zoinks:


oh I really need to sleep.......  :duh:
tv show prison break

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Re: Newbie! Please don't steal my lunch money...
« Reply #42 on: November 17, 2010, 11:40:29 PM »
Hello damfino, :welcome: to Intensity.

What does damfino mean anyway?
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Re: Newbie! Please don't steal my lunch money...
« Reply #43 on: November 18, 2010, 06:43:36 AM »

*narrows eyes*

....Sup?

My eyes are narrowing too , but thats due to it being nearly 4:00 in the morning not psychic powers  :zombiefuck:

*collapses in a heap of writhing tentacles*

*gently lifts the squid and lowers him into his tank*  There, try to sleep!  :)
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Re: Newbie! Please don't steal my lunch money...
« Reply #44 on: November 18, 2010, 07:58:53 AM »
Are you really the sensitive type? If so that is interesting and I will make a careful note of that

*Note to self easy to pwn and make cry*

Oh and welcome aboard. Hope you have a pleasant time. Mustachioed women are in amazingly short supply these days and you are a most welcome addition.
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