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Re: I have to pee thread
« Reply #60 on: October 30, 2010, 09:02:50 PM »
I've been reading this thread for a while and have to insert a "Mom" moment. 

Chronically holding urine has been known to sometimes cause a bladder infection.  Also, since urine contains wastes from the body it may not be healthy to keep them in the body too long. 

As I said, a "Mom" moment.

:plus:  I'm not a mom, but I am a nurse's daughter, and I endorse this message!  :thumbup:

This has been an unpaid medical endorsement.  Consult your doctor before trying any information in this message.  Results may vary and are not typical.  Side effects include:  smelly clothes, furniture, weird stares from people on the street, dogs following you around. 
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Re: I have to pee thread
« Reply #61 on: October 31, 2010, 03:40:02 AM »
Went on impulse again, when I woke up, without turning on computer first to notify you all.

I'm deeply sorry if I caused inconveniences that way. But, doing it otherwise would have been inconvenient for me.
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Re: I have to pee thread
« Reply #62 on: October 31, 2010, 04:01:19 AM »
Went on impulse again, when I woke up, without turning on computer first to notify you all.

I'm deeply sorry if I caused inconveniences that way. But, doing it otherwise would have been inconvenient for me.

You need to get internet browsing on your cell phone. Then we can all enjoy the moment with you.  :laugh:

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Re: I have to pee thread
« Reply #63 on: October 31, 2010, 04:07:51 AM »
Went on impulse again, when I woke up, without turning on computer first to notify you all.

I'm deeply sorry if I caused inconveniences that way. But, doing it otherwise would have been inconvenient for me.

You need to get internet browsing on your cell phone. Then we can all enjoy the moment with you.  :laugh:

Last few days, going to pee was my only sense of privacy, not going to share that bit too. I'm sorry, just protecting myself.  :orly:
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Re: I have to pee thread
« Reply #64 on: October 31, 2010, 04:34:44 PM »
I must admit, I've been peeing without telling all along!  :P
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Re: I have to pee thread
« Reply #65 on: October 31, 2010, 04:38:18 PM »
I forgot to say before when I needed to pee. I was too desperate and didn't have time :P

I think I told hyke in the chat though lol

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Re: I have to pee thread
« Reply #66 on: October 31, 2010, 04:40:04 PM »
I forgot to say before when I needed to pee. I was too desperate and didn't have time :P

I think I told hyke in the chat though lol

As long as you tell someone  first.  :thumbup:
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Re: I have to pee thread
« Reply #67 on: October 31, 2010, 04:40:20 PM »
I forgot to say before when I needed to pee. I was too desperate and didn't have time :P

I think I told hyke in the chat though lol

Yeah, you're safe, you did notify a member.  :zoinks:
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Re: I have to pee thread
« Reply #68 on: November 01, 2010, 08:35:11 AM »
I didn't have time to post it here :-[
i had to run cause i'd pee myself
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Re: I have to pee thread
« Reply #69 on: November 01, 2010, 08:36:42 AM »
*Unzips, whips out dick, pees in the middle of the floor. Laughs throatily, shakes cock, puts away, and walks out of the room.*
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I will never stop...
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Re: I have to pee thread
« Reply #70 on: November 01, 2010, 08:42:30 AM »
*Unzips, whips out dick, pees in the middle of the floor. Laughs throatily, shakes cock, puts away, and walks out of the room.*

You didn't wash your hands!  :police:
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Re: I have to pee thread
« Reply #71 on: November 01, 2010, 08:47:27 AM »
*pats squid on the cheek*

 :LOL:
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Re: I have to pee thread
« Reply #72 on: November 01, 2010, 10:13:30 AM »
*pats squid on the cheek*

 :LOL:

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Oh thats naaaaaaasty.
I'll just diagnose myself as Goddess of the Universe and have done with it. Hell with autism!  :green: :zoinks:

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Re: I have to pee thread
« Reply #73 on: November 01, 2010, 10:22:54 AM »
 :lol:
"I’m fearless in my heart.
They will always see that in my eyes.
I am the passion; I am the warfare.
I will never stop...
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Re: I have to pee thread
« Reply #74 on: November 01, 2010, 10:24:28 AM »
I'll just diagnose myself as Goddess of the Universe and have done with it. Hell with autism!  :green: :zoinks:

nice is just something written on biscuits.