A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer. The husband puts, "Mypenis," and the wife falls on the ground laughing because on the screen it says, "Error. Not long enough."
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^You must have been comfortable where you were.I was born 4 weeks early. Not uncommon for that to happen when it is twins. I was 3lb 13oz.
Well... I am short.I was a skinny thing before I started taking medication in 2013 for my depression. Then I gained 30kgs in 6 months. I have since stopped the meds but try as I might, I can't shift the weight.
I am very overweight though. It isn't healthy. And it looks odd on me. I am trying to keep active, going to the gym three times a week and doing lots of walking. But I think my diet is my downfall. Not enough fruit and vegetables.
I was born a week late. I was supposed to have been a St. Patrick's Day baby.
Quote from: couldbecousin on January 28, 2016, 06:42:14 AM I was born a week late. I was supposed to have been a St. Patrick's Day baby. I was born a month early. Couldn't wait to get out.
I was almost 3 weeks late, but was born 5 lbs and "dead." (Mom heard the nurse say, "Oh my G_d, the baby's black.") I was kept in isolation for 3 days, no one even speaking to my mom about me. When her regular ob-gyn came in from his vacation he asked her how she liked her new daughter. "I don't know. I've never seen her." He raised holy hell and Mom was allowed to see me.
I can do upside down chocolate moo things!