Useless Personal Trivia

[Queen Victoria]

I now have 613,320 seconds on Intensity Squared.

[PPK]

I never spoke to my Kindergarten teacher.

[odeon]

My left Nike trainer squeaks.

[The_Chosen_One]

I wear Dunlop Volleys

[PPK]

My Nike sneakers need replaced.

[The_Chosen_One]

I'm waiting for a parcel.

[Phlexor]

I currently don't own a pair of sneakers/running shoes because I hardly leave the house.

[parts]

I only own steel toed shoes and dress shoes

[Osensitive1]

Carry a huge round key ring with only three keys.

[Phlexor]

I only have a pair steel toed casual boots and a pair modern beach sandals.

[Callaway]

My left Nike trainer squeaks.

 

My left trainer squeaks too, but it's not a Nike!

Do you think that left shoe squeaking is a sign of AS?

 

[The_Chosen_One]

My left Nike trainer squeaks.

 

My left trainer squeaks too, but it's not a Nike!

Do you think that left shoe squeaking is a sign of AS?

 

As long as you don't hear the squeak when you take the shoe off,

[odeon]

My left Nike trainer squeaks.

 

My left trainer squeaks too, but it's not a Nike!

Do you think that left shoe squeaking is a sign of AS?

 

It has to be!

[parts]

I tear the crap out of my left shoes they always wear out fast.  See it's a left foot thing this AS.  If I cut it off will I be cured

[Phlexor]

I tear the crap out of my left shoes they always wear out fast.  See it's a left foot thing this AS.  If I cut it off will I be cured

Only one way to find out.




_{(Hunt down the users of I² and perform foot removal experiments)}