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Re: I am new here
« Reply #15 on: April 12, 2010, 10:11:11 PM »
So you admit you're a bitch? Good.

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Re: I am new here
« Reply #16 on: April 12, 2010, 10:13:53 PM »
My name is Isabel and I am an artist. Everyone is so jealous of my talent and beauty. Everyone likes to be so cruel to me. I don't have an evil bone in my body. I find it hard to exist at all sometimes. You have no idea how hard it is to be envied.

Welcome.

I'm a little confused. If you are so talented and beautiful and lovely and everyone is cruel to you, then why is your name 'Isabitch'?


My friends and I call her that so I guess she adopted that name.

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Re: I am new here
« Reply #17 on: April 12, 2010, 10:21:13 PM »
My name is Isabel and I am an artist. Everyone is so jealous of my talent and beauty. Everyone likes to be so cruel to me. I don't have an evil bone in my body. I find it hard to exist at all sometimes. You have no idea how hard it is to be envied.

Welcome.

I'm a little confused. If you are so talented and beautiful and lovely and everyone is cruel to you, then why is your name 'Isabitch'?

I see. Interesting that someone who is so quick to say how talented and beautiful they are, and that people are envious of them, will equally say they aren't arrogant?



My friends and I call her that so I guess she adopted that name.

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Re: I am new here
« Reply #18 on: April 12, 2010, 10:21:45 PM »
My name is Isabel and I am an artist. Everyone is so jealous of my talent and beauty. Everyone likes to be so cruel to me. I don't have an evil bone in my body. I find it hard to exist at all sometimes. You have no idea how hard it is to be envied.
Dr Robotnik is a virgin . Can you help him out ?  Thanks !

I am asexual. I have no desire to have sex. I prefer to paint.
You should post some of your artwork.   Some of the posters here count art as one of their hobbies/interests.
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Re: I am new here
« Reply #19 on: April 12, 2010, 10:23:26 PM »
My name is Isabel and I am an artist. Everyone is so jealous of my talent and beauty. Everyone likes to be so cruel to me. I don't have an evil bone in my body. I find it hard to exist at all sometimes. You have no idea how hard it is to be envied.

Welcome.

I'm a little confused. If you are so talented and beautiful and lovely and everyone is cruel to you, then why is your name 'Isabitch'?

I see. Interesting that someone who is so quick to say how talented and beautiful they are, and that people are envious of them, will equally say they aren't arrogant?



My friends and I call her that so I guess she adopted that name.


Exactly. I guess you see it too.

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Re: I am new here
« Reply #20 on: April 12, 2010, 11:07:41 PM »
My name is Isabel and I am an artist. Everyone is so jealous of my talent and beauty. Everyone likes to be so cruel to me. I don't have an evil bone in my body. I find it hard to exist at all sometimes. You have no idea how hard it is to be envied.
Dr Robotnik is a virgin . Can you help him out ?  Thanks !

I am asexual. I have no desire to have sex. I prefer to paint.

I'll paint your face with my jizz you cheap, filthy whore!!! :nomakened:

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Re: I am new here
« Reply #21 on: April 12, 2010, 11:20:49 PM »
My name is Isabel and I am an artist. Everyone is so jealous of my talent and beauty. Everyone likes to be so cruel to me. I don't have an evil bone in my body. I find it hard to exist at all sometimes. You have no idea how hard it is to be envied.

Welcome.

I'm a little confused. If you are so talented and beautiful and lovely and everyone is cruel to you, then why is your name 'Isabitch'?

It is a clever attempt at humor. I am a very gifted woman.

That's for us to know and you to find out.
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Re: I am new here
« Reply #22 on: April 12, 2010, 11:25:10 PM »
You are doing it again! I am merely trying to post, minding my own business and you come here like a hateful ghoulish creature from the black lagoon whose sole purpose is to slime me with hatred.


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Re: I am new here
« Reply #23 on: April 13, 2010, 12:07:46 AM »
My name is Isabel and I am an artist. Everyone is so jealous of my talent and beauty. Everyone likes to be so cruel to me. I don't have an evil bone in my body. I find it hard to exist at all sometimes. You have no idea how hard it is to be envied.

Welcome.

I'm a little confused. If you are so talented and beautiful and lovely and everyone is cruel to you, then why is your name 'Isabitch'?

It is a clever attempt at humor. I am a very gifted woman.

And modest.

Do you have anything to offer other than your apparent beauty, and talent (albeit in your own, swayed opinion)?

Because really, someone who thinks they are hotshit and beautiful, is really, quite boring.

What has been the most difficult thing that has happened to you in your life? Of course, apart from the heavy cross of beauty and talent you have to bear? (Yes, I must be envious, pardon me)

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Re: I am new here
« Reply #24 on: April 13, 2010, 12:09:58 AM »
My name is Isabel and I am an artist. Everyone is so jealous of my talent and beauty. Everyone likes to be so cruel to me. I don't have an evil bone in my body. I find it hard to exist at all sometimes. You have no idea how hard it is to be envied.

Welcome.

I'm a little confused. If you are so talented and beautiful and lovely and everyone is cruel to you, then why is your name 'Isabitch'?

It is a clever attempt at humor. I am a very gifted woman.

And modest.

Do you have anything to offer other than your apparent beauty, and talent (albeit in your own, swayed opinion)?

Because really, someone who thinks they are hotshit and beautiful, is really, quite boring.

What has been the most difficult thing that has happened to you in your life? Of course, apart from the heavy cross of beauty and talent you have to bear? (Yes, I must be envious, pardon me)

It really is difficult to be both beautiful and talented.  Surely you have noticed this?

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Re: I am new here
« Reply #25 on: April 13, 2010, 12:14:57 AM »
This is all terribly exciting. I must learn how to contain my excitement.

Anyway, welcome, n00b.
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Re: I am new here
« Reply #26 on: April 13, 2010, 12:30:59 AM »
My name is Isabel and I am an artist. Everyone is so jealous of my talent and beauty. Everyone likes to be so cruel to me. I don't have an evil bone in my body. I find it hard to exist at all sometimes. You have no idea how hard it is to be envied.

Welcome.

I'm a little confused. If you are so talented and beautiful and lovely and everyone is cruel to you, then why is your name 'Isabitch'?

It is a clever attempt at humor. I am a very gifted woman.

And modest.

Do you have anything to offer other than your apparent beauty, and talent (albeit in your own, swayed opinion)?

Because really, someone who thinks they are hotshit and beautiful, is really, quite boring.

What has been the most difficult thing that has happened to you in your life? Of course, apart from the heavy cross of beauty and talent you have to bear? (Yes, I must be envious, pardon me)

It really is difficult to be both beautiful and talented.  Surely you have noticed this?

 :LMAO:  You and me both, Callaway. It's a curse, what can I say?  :eyelash:

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Re: I am new here
« Reply #27 on: April 13, 2010, 05:00:52 AM »
My name is Isabel and I am an artist. Everyone is so jealous of my talent and beauty. Everyone likes to be so cruel to me. I don't have an evil bone in my body. I find it hard to exist at all sometimes. You have no idea how hard it is to be envied.

Welcome.

I'm a little confused. If you are so talented and beautiful and lovely and everyone is cruel to you, then why is your name 'Isabitch'?

It is a clever attempt at humor. I am a very gifted woman.

And modest.

Do you have anything to offer other than your apparent beauty, and talent (albeit in your own, swayed opinion)?

Because really, someone who thinks they are hotshit and beautiful, is really, quite boring.

What has been the most difficult thing that has happened to you in your life? Of course, apart from the heavy cross of beauty and talent you have to bear? (Yes, I must be envious, pardon me)

It really is difficult to be both beautiful and talented.  Surely you have noticed this?

 :LMAO:  You and me both, Callaway. It's a curse, what can I say?  :eyelash:

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Re: I am new here
« Reply #28 on: April 13, 2010, 06:43:21 AM »
Come on, Isabitch, post some naked pictures of yourself! It's required for every new member. :eyelash:

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Re: I am new here
« Reply #29 on: April 13, 2010, 06:45:52 AM »
^ Stop being a prick. She's too beautiful and special and victimised by evil people to do that.

You are so jealous of her, just admit it. We all are. She's awesome.