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Re: ask mcfagger dirty sex questions, or anything else.
« Reply #885 on: June 01, 2007, 02:48:00 PM »
That's a bit thin.
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Re: ask mcfagger dirty sex questions, or anything else.
« Reply #886 on: June 01, 2007, 03:22:55 PM »

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Re: ask mcfagger dirty sex questions, or anything else.
« Reply #887 on: June 01, 2007, 03:24:04 PM »
yes, i may mind.
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Re: ask mcfagger dirty sex questions, or anything else.
« Reply #888 on: June 03, 2007, 09:44:01 AM »
How many improper shagging have YOU had?

zero.

i came, didn't i?


i have probably failed a few girls in my day, though.
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Re: ask mcfagger dirty sex questions, or anything else.
« Reply #889 on: June 03, 2007, 12:38:23 PM »
I haven't forgotten about the willy warming warmer you asked me to knit for you- you'll have to wait till after my holidays, but what colour would you prefer??  :laugh:

Edited to fix the Freudian slip  :o
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Re: ask mcfagger dirty sex questions, or anything else.
« Reply #890 on: June 03, 2007, 12:40:24 PM »
I haven't forgotten about the willy warming you asked me to knit for you- you'll have to wait till after my holidays, but what colour would you prefer??  :laugh:
orange and black.
but i hope that it is ready for halloweenie.
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Re: ask mcfagger dirty sex questions, or anything else.
« Reply #891 on: June 03, 2007, 12:43:59 PM »
I haven't forgotten about the willy warming you asked me to knit for you- you'll have to wait till after my holidays, but what colour would you prefer??  :laugh:
orange and black.
but i hope that it is ready for halloweenie.

I'm sure I can manage that- how long can it take me to knit 2 inch of fabric?  >:D

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Re: ask mcfagger dirty sex questions, or anything else.
« Reply #892 on: June 03, 2007, 12:45:57 PM »
I haven't forgotten about the willy warming you asked me to knit for you- you'll have to wait till after my holidays, but what colour would you prefer??  :laugh:
orange and black.
but i hope that it is ready for halloweenie.

I'm sure I can manage that- how long can it take me to knit 2 inch of fabric?  >:D

i told you that it was two and a half, dammit.
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Re: ask mcfagger dirty sex questions, or anything else.
« Reply #893 on: June 03, 2007, 12:46:22 PM »
I haven't forgotten about the willy warming you asked me to knit for you- you'll have to wait till after my holidays, but what colour would you prefer??  :laugh:
orange and black.
but i hope that it is ready for halloweenie.

I'm sure I can manage that- how long can it take me to knit 2 inch of fabric?  >:D

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Re: ask mcfagger dirty sex questions, or anything else.
« Reply #894 on: June 03, 2007, 12:48:43 PM »
He knows I don't really mean it, although he did ask for a small I always like to leave a little growing room in them ;)

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Re: ask mcfagger dirty sex questions, or anything else.
« Reply #895 on: June 03, 2007, 12:49:47 PM »
and a half!
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Re: ask mcfagger dirty sex questions, or anything else.
« Reply #896 on: June 03, 2007, 12:50:13 PM »
and a half!

Ok Ok, I heard you the first time.  :laugh:

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Re: ask mcfagger dirty sex questions, or anything else.
« Reply #897 on: June 03, 2007, 12:50:36 PM »
He knows I don't really mean it, although he did ask for a small I always like to leave a little growing room in them ;)

and a teat at the end, to catch any extraneous matter.  better make it 3.

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Re: ask mcfagger dirty sex questions, or anything else.
« Reply #898 on: June 03, 2007, 12:52:17 PM »
He knows I don't really mean it, although he did ask for a small I always like to leave a little growing room in them ;)

and a teat at the end, to catch any extraneous matter.  better make it 3.
if you make it too big, then i might begin to feel small.
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Re: ask mcfagger dirty sex questions, or anything else.
« Reply #899 on: June 03, 2007, 12:55:32 PM »
He knows I don't really mean it, although he did ask for a small I always like to leave a little growing room in them ;)

and a teat at the end, to catch any extraneous matter.  better make it 3.
if you make it too big, then i might begin to feel small.

nah - just stuff a sock down it.  it's a common enough habit, so i've heard.  oh, but then PI will have to knit another sock - i'd better get a couple of sock patterns for you, PI...