ask mcfagger dirty sex questions, or anything else.

[odeon]

That's a bit thin.

[Calandale]

That's all I wanted to ask.

then may i change my answer?

Why not?

[McGiver]

yes, i may mind.

[McGiver]

How many improper shagging have YOU had?

zero.

i came, didn't i?


i have probably failed a few girls in my day, though.

[purposefulinsanity]

I haven't forgotten about the willy warming warmer you asked me to knit for you- you'll have to wait till after my holidays, but what colour would you prefer?? 

Edited to fix the Freudian slip 

[McGiver]

I haven't forgotten about the willy warming you asked me to knit for you- you'll have to wait till after my holidays, but what colour would you prefer?? 

orange and black.
but i hope that it is ready for halloweenie.

[purposefulinsanity]

I haven't forgotten about the willy warming you asked me to knit for you- you'll have to wait till after my holidays, but what colour would you prefer?? 

orange and black.
but i hope that it is ready for halloweenie.

I'm sure I can manage that- how long can it take me to knit 2 inch of fabric? 

[McGiver]

I haven't forgotten about the willy warming you asked me to knit for you- you'll have to wait till after my holidays, but what colour would you prefer?? 

orange and black.
but i hope that it is ready for halloweenie.

I'm sure I can manage that- how long can it take me to knit 2 inch of fabric? 

i told you that it was two and a half, dammit.

[DirtDawg]

I haven't forgotten about the willy warming you asked me to knit for you- you'll have to wait till after my holidays, but what colour would you prefer?? 

orange and black.
but i hope that it is ready for halloweenie.

I'm sure I can manage that- how long can it take me to knit 2 inch of fabric? 

Very far beyond pwned, that one went.

[purposefulinsanity]

He knows I don't really mean it, although he did ask for a small I always like to leave a little growing room in them

[McGiver]

and a half!

[purposefulinsanity]

and a half!

Ok Ok, I heard you the first time. 

[Lucifer]

He knows I don't really mean it, although he did ask for a small I always like to leave a little growing room in them

and a teat at the end, to catch any extraneous matter.  better make it 3.

[McGiver]

He knows I don't really mean it, although he did ask for a small I always like to leave a little growing room in them

and a teat at the end, to catch any extraneous matter.  better make it 3.

if you make it too big, then i might begin to feel small.

[Lucifer]

He knows I don't really mean it, although he did ask for a small I always like to leave a little growing room in them

and a teat at the end, to catch any extraneous matter.  better make it 3.

if you make it too big, then i might begin to feel small.

nah - just stuff a sock down it.  it's a common enough habit, so i've heard.  oh, but then PI will have to knit another sock - i'd better get a couple of sock patterns for you, PI...