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Re: Questions for Callaway
« Reply #2220 on: June 18, 2009, 09:53:55 AM »
I felt it.  Are you back now?

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Re: Questions for Callaway
« Reply #2221 on: June 18, 2009, 01:23:13 PM »
Glad you're back, Callaway, and hope you had a good time. Sand is just ubiquitous, isn't it? My kids used to come home from preschool with large quantities of the stuff in their shoes. The preschool must have had to top up the sandpit quite often if all the other children were carrying similar amounts home with them. :D

ETA: correct spelling of your name :oops:
I would have called you on that except I didn't notice it because you used the word ubiquitous, which if I perceived it with my posterior instead of my eyes, would likely cause a painful rectal itch. That is a word that the Sex Pistols could have added to their version of "God Save The Queen" that could have made it sound even worse. Okay, pet peeve whining over, carry on.

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Re: Questions for Callaway
« Reply #2222 on: June 18, 2009, 03:59:58 PM »
Was my lack of presence on the site felt?

Yup, there was a disturbance in the force. :P
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Re: Questions for Callaway
« Reply #2223 on: June 18, 2009, 04:38:47 PM »
I cut my eye, should I put a bandage on it?

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Re: Questions for Callaway
« Reply #2224 on: June 18, 2009, 04:54:13 PM »
I cut my eye, should I put a bandage on it?

No, catch hundreds of mosquitoes and crush them into a paste, and rub it into the wound. Try it. Feels good man.
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Re: Questions for Callaway
« Reply #2225 on: June 18, 2009, 05:42:13 PM »
I cut my eye, should I put a bandage on it?
Don't listen to Rage, cauterize it bro.

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Re: Questions for Callaway
« Reply #2226 on: June 18, 2009, 06:47:46 PM »
I cut my eye, should I put a bandage on it?
Don't listen to Rage, cauterize it bro.

Nah the mosquitos will thin the blood. Keep it bleeding.  :headbang2:
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Re: Questions for Callaway
« Reply #2227 on: June 18, 2009, 06:51:23 PM »
I used to watch ER. I'm fairly certain cauterizing is the indicated treatment.

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Re: Questions for Callaway
« Reply #2228 on: June 18, 2009, 07:10:14 PM »
With a poker from the fireplace.  :zoinks:
You'll never self-actualize the subconscious canopy of stardust with that attitude.

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Re: Questions for Callaway
« Reply #2229 on: June 18, 2009, 07:27:13 PM »
I used to watch ER. I'm fairly certain cauterizing is the indicated treatment.

Not if you'd like death or brain damage to be the result. Of course it seems he's already brain damaged and all..
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Re: Questions for Callaway
« Reply #2230 on: June 18, 2009, 07:29:35 PM »
You might have something there.

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Re: Questions for Callaway
« Reply #2231 on: June 18, 2009, 07:31:55 PM »
You might have something there.

I'm 100 percent sure it would kill him. I hope he does it.
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Re: Questions for Callaway
« Reply #2232 on: June 19, 2009, 04:53:14 AM »
I would have called you on that except I didn't notice it because you used the word ubiquitous....

Ah. Do you get this same reaction to any  word that has a lot of U's in it, or just that one?  ;D

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Re: Questions for Callaway
« Reply #2233 on: June 19, 2009, 11:34:59 AM »
I would have called you on that except I didn't notice it because you used the word ubiquitous....

Ah. Do you get this same reaction to any  word that has a lot of U's in it, or just that one?  ;D
Just that word begining with U SD. I notice you didn't bother asking why,  :thumbup: it's just an  :asthing: visceral aversion.

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Re: Questions for Callaway
« Reply #2234 on: June 20, 2009, 12:23:03 AM »
I felt it.  Are you back now?

For now at least ;)

Yup, there was a disturbance in the force. :P

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