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Re: Questions for Callaway
« Reply #1680 on: May 23, 2008, 02:11:24 PM »
When she says "Europe" does she put an "A" before it so that it sounds like "AEurope"?

Both my husband's parents do and it still makes me smile every time I hear it, because I believe that they think they don't even have accents.

:D

I'm having difficulty imagining what that sounds like.  Could you write it out phonetically?

Say "uh your up" very quickly, with almost no time between the syllables "uh" and "your."

They are just about to visit, so I will get a chance to hear it again soon.

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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?

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Re: Questions for Callaway
« Reply #1681 on: May 23, 2008, 06:05:19 PM »
When she says "Europe" does she put an "A" before it so that it sounds like "AEurope"?

Both my husband's parents do and it still makes me smile every time I hear it, because I believe that they think they don't even have accents.

:D

I'm having difficulty imagining what that sounds like.  Could you write it out phonetically?

Say "uh your up" very quickly, with almost no time between the syllables "uh" and "your."

They are just about to visit, so I will get a chance to hear it again soon.

 :green:

Weird.

How do you say Europe, Peter?

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Re: Questions for Callaway
« Reply #1682 on: May 23, 2008, 06:10:37 PM »
When she says "Europe" does she put an "A" before it so that it sounds like "AEurope"?

Both my husband's parents do and it still makes me smile every time I hear it, because I believe that they think they don't even have accents.

:D

I'm having difficulty imagining what that sounds like.  Could you write it out phonetically?

Say "uh your up" very quickly, with almost no time between the syllables "uh" and "your."

They are just about to visit, so I will get a chance to hear it again soon.

 :green:

Weird.

How do you say Europe, Peter?

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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?

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Re: Questions for Callaway
« Reply #1683 on: May 31, 2008, 03:24:57 PM »

Callaway, haven't you dispatched those flipping in-laws (or who ever they were), yet?
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Re: Questions for Callaway
« Reply #1684 on: May 31, 2008, 03:43:46 PM »
You're up.
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Re: Questions for Callaway
« Reply #1685 on: June 01, 2008, 12:27:59 AM »

Callaway, haven't you dispatched those flipping in-laws (or who ever they were), yet?

Yes, they're dispatched, but they're mostly very sweet people.


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Re: Questions for Callaway
« Reply #1686 on: June 01, 2008, 03:08:06 AM »

Callaway, haven't you dispatched those flipping in-laws (or who ever they were), yet?

Yes, they're dispatched, but they're mostly very sweet people.



You're lucky. I have ONE out of five brothers-in-law who is cool. The other four are not at all pleasant.
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Re: Questions for Callaway
« Reply #1687 on: June 01, 2008, 03:58:35 PM »
I can't figure this out...  The pregnancy tests are 99% accurate, we have taken the test five times... what is the probability that we have received a false result five times?

My intuition is that every time you take the test, you have a 1% chance of receiving a false result... regardless of how many times you take the test.  Just like tossing the dice.  The previous toss has no bearing on the current toss.  But, I can't reconcile that in my brain.

I haven't taken any classes in this type of thing.

No real pressure, it's just a question that's been bugging me.  I can't figure it out, and that frustrates the hell out of me.
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Re: Questions for Callaway
« Reply #1688 on: June 01, 2008, 04:02:29 PM »
I can't figure this out...  The pregnancy tests are 99% accurate, we have taken the test five times... what is the probability that we have received a false result five times?

My intuition is that every time you take the test, you have a 1% chance of receiving a false result... regardless of how many times you take the test.  Just like tossing the dice.  The previous toss has no bearing on the current toss.  But, I can't reconcile that in my brain.

I haven't taken any classes in this type of thing.

No real pressure, it's just a question that's been bugging me.  I can't figure it out, and that frustrates the hell out of me.
Not if the pregnancy test fails to detect a pregancy for the same reason (e.g. the Hormone cannot be detected, or there is a false positive for another reason). Then it does not matter how many times you repeat the test, its still going to screw up. They are not independent events, im afraid.

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Re: Questions for Callaway
« Reply #1689 on: June 01, 2008, 04:28:23 PM »
I can't figure this out...  The pregnancy tests are 99% accurate, we have taken the test five times... what is the probability that we have received a false result five times?

My intuition is that every time you take the test, you have a 1% chance of receiving a false result... regardless of how many times you take the test.  Just like tossing the dice.  The previous toss has no bearing on the current toss.  But, I can't reconcile that in my brain.

I haven't taken any classes in this type of thing.

No real pressure, it's just a question that's been bugging me.  I can't figure it out, and that frustrates the hell out of me.
Not if the pregnancy test fails to detect a pregancy for the same reason (e.g. the Hormone cannot be detected, or there is a false positive for another reason). Then it does not matter how many times you repeat the test, its still going to screw up. They are not independent events, im afraid.

Pregnancy tests that you buy at a store are fairly accurate.  BUT, the only bonafide accurate test is a blood test done by your doctor!    Something thats been sitting on a shelf for umpteen weeks or months tends to degrade after a time! 

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Re: Questions for Callaway
« Reply #1690 on: June 01, 2008, 04:30:18 PM »
I can't figure this out...  The pregnancy tests are 99% accurate, we have taken the test five times... what is the probability that we have received a false result five times?

My intuition is that every time you take the test, you have a 1% chance of receiving a false result... regardless of how many times you take the test.  Just like tossing the dice.  The previous toss has no bearing on the current toss.  But, I can't reconcile that in my brain.

I haven't taken any classes in this type of thing.

No real pressure, it's just a question that's been bugging me.  I can't figure it out, and that frustrates the hell out of me.
Not if the pregnancy test fails to detect a pregancy for the same reason (e.g. the Hormone cannot be detected, or there is a false positive for another reason). Then it does not matter how many times you repeat the test, its still going to screw up. They are not independent events, im afraid.

Pregnancy tests that you buy at a store are fairly accurate.  BUT, the only bonafide accurate test is a blood test done by your doctor!    Something thats been sitting on a shelf for umpteen weeks or months tends to degrade after a time! 
I take it though if you have certain medical conditions/are eating certain things then they tend to be inaccurate? Or have the ironed out that inaccuracy now?

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Re: Questions for Callaway
« Reply #1691 on: June 01, 2008, 04:37:54 PM »
I can't figure this out...  The pregnancy tests are 99% accurate, we have taken the test five times... what is the probability that we have received a false result five times?

My intuition is that every time you take the test, you have a 1% chance of receiving a false result... regardless of how many times you take the test.  Just like tossing the dice.  The previous toss has no bearing on the current toss.  But, I can't reconcile that in my brain.

I haven't taken any classes in this type of thing.

No real pressure, it's just a question that's been bugging me.  I can't figure it out, and that frustrates the hell out of me.
Not if the pregnancy test fails to detect a pregancy for the same reason (e.g. the Hormone cannot be detected, or there is a false positive for another reason). Then it does not matter how many times you repeat the test, its still going to screw up. They are not independent events, im afraid.

Pregnancy tests that you buy at a store are fairly accurate.  BUT, the only bonafide accurate test is a blood test done by your doctor!    Something thats been sitting on a shelf for umpteen weeks or months tends to degrade after a time! 
I take it though if you have certain medical conditions/are eating certain things then they tend to be inaccurate? Or have the ironed out that inaccuracy now?

You make a valid point.  It takes a blood test and then follow up tests to be certain.   The store bought tests are a scam, pure and simple! 

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Re: Questions for Callaway
« Reply #1692 on: June 01, 2008, 04:52:00 PM »
Question for Callaway:  Do you know of a site that has an GAQ or instructions on how to sort of slipcover a couh using bedsheets?  I guess slipcovers are damn expensive but walmart sheets would prolly be affordable- and prolly worth it, too.  My couches are both hand-me-downs and were grungy as hell before I even got them.   :orly:
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Re: Questions for Callaway
« Reply #1693 on: June 01, 2008, 08:18:59 PM »
I can't figure this out...  The pregnancy tests are 99% accurate, we have taken the test five times... what is the probability that we have received a false result five times?

My intuition is that every time you take the test, you have a 1% chance of receiving a false result... regardless of how many times you take the test.  Just like tossing the dice.  The previous toss has no bearing on the current toss.  But, I can't reconcile that in my brain.

I haven't taken any classes in this type of thing.

No real pressure, it's just a question that's been bugging me.  I can't figure it out, and that frustrates the hell out of me.


If they were independent events, then the chance of getting five false positives would be (0.01)*(0.01)*(0.01)*(0.01)*(0.01) or something like a billion to one odds.

About the only way you would get five false positives is if Amy were taking HCG because of fertility treatments or something.

I doubt that you could have bought five outdated tests, and I think false negatives would be more likely in that case than false positives.

I have used a lot of home pregnancy tests and the current ones on the market are pretty accurate if you buy a reliable brand and use them as directed. 

Amy still will need to see a doctor, who will probably repeat the test and do some others as well, to figure out how far along she is and to start prenatal care, including prenatal vitamins.

When did her last period start?




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Re: Questions for Callaway
« Reply #1694 on: June 01, 2008, 08:54:48 PM »
Question for Callaway:  Do you know of a site that has an GAQ or instructions on how to sort of slipcover a couh using bedsheets?  I guess slipcovers are damn expensive but walmart sheets would prolly be affordable- and prolly worth it, too.  My couches are both hand-me-downs and were grungy as hell before I even got them.   :orly:

This would be for the option for less sewing:

http://www.inoutdecor.com/Slipcovers/SofaSlipcover.htm

You could make it like this if you want it to be more custom fitted:

http://www.inoutdecor.com/Slipcovers/ChairProject.htm