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Offline Trigger 11

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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #2040 on: September 06, 2016, 10:23:24 PM »
I forgot the rules...forgiveness.
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #2041 on: September 06, 2016, 11:02:35 PM »
I'm a Queen.  There are no rules for me.  Come on over to  my side of the bed.
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Offline Trigger 11

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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #2042 on: September 06, 2016, 11:09:02 PM »
Is there room for three?
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #2043 on: September 07, 2016, 04:34:40 PM »
That is not five words.
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #2044 on: September 07, 2016, 06:52:47 PM »
Just concentrate on the finger.  :zoinks:
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #2045 on: September 08, 2016, 03:10:04 PM »
Quote from: Gopher Gary on September 07, 2016, 06:52:47 PM
Just concentrate on the finger.  :zoinks:

The one in the middle?
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #2046 on: September 08, 2016, 07:50:11 PM »
Hope under sheets am clothed!!! :-[
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #2047 on: September 08, 2016, 09:35:27 PM »
Quote from: Trigger 11 on September 08, 2016, 07:50:11 PM
Hope under sheets am clothed!!! :-[

I can see your periwinkle.  :zoinks:
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #2048 on: September 08, 2016, 10:14:19 PM »
Was it excited about it?
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #2049 on: September 09, 2016, 11:47:11 AM »
What do you do in bed?
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #2050 on: September 09, 2016, 10:29:23 PM »
Nothing at all...just sleep! :eyelash:
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #2051 on: September 10, 2016, 07:34:18 AM »
Are you active while sleeping?
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #2052 on: September 10, 2016, 10:23:00 AM »
What exactly are you saying?
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #2053 on: September 10, 2016, 10:51:01 AM »
Trying with another five words.
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #2054 on: September 10, 2016, 04:46:58 PM »
I hope you brought antibiotics.  :zoinks:
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