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A priest, a rabbi and a whale walk into a bar.

The priest walks up to the bartender and says, "since I believe that our lord and savior has appeared on this Earth as Jesus Christ, I shall drink sacramental wine."

The rabbi walks up to the bartender and says, "since I do not believe our lord and savior has appeared on this earth and am still waiting for him, I shall drink manischewitz wine."

The whale walks up to the bartender and says, "EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"

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"couldbecousin"

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Re: If you woke up naked next to...

« Reply #1860 on: May 21, 2016, 08:39:38 PM »

Quote from: Gopher Gary on May 21, 2016, 08:20:55 PM

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You can't hide for long.

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Re: If you woke up naked next to...

« Reply #1861 on: May 22, 2016, 07:15:10 AM »

No chainsaws in bed, dear.

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Re: If you woke up naked next to...

« Reply #1862 on: May 22, 2016, 06:16:56 PM »

Don't be calling me dear.

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Re: If you woke up naked next to...

« Reply #1863 on: May 22, 2016, 08:43:12 PM »

Quote from: Gopher Gary on May 22, 2016, 06:16:56 PM

Don't be calling me dear.

She wasn't talking to you.

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Re: If you woke up naked next to...

« Reply #1864 on: May 22, 2016, 11:37:11 PM »

Less talking, more action, dearie.

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Re: If you woke up naked next to...

« Reply #1865 on: May 23, 2016, 01:23:14 PM »

I'm a man of action.

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Re: If you woke up naked next to...

« Reply #1866 on: May 25, 2016, 10:58:31 PM »

I'm a gopher of reaction.

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Re: If you woke up naked next to...

« Reply #1867 on: May 26, 2016, 12:28:02 AM »

Gophers aren't my ideal bedmates.

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Re: If you woke up naked next to...

« Reply #1868 on: May 26, 2016, 10:02:09 PM »

I could wear a costume.

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Re: If you woke up naked next to...

« Reply #1869 on: May 27, 2016, 12:30:45 AM »

A bag over your head?

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Re: If you woke up naked next to...

« Reply #1870 on: May 27, 2016, 08:55:43 PM »

I could wear your douchebag.

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Re: If you woke up naked next to...

« Reply #1871 on: May 28, 2016, 08:09:17 AM »

You stink, take a shower.

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Re: If you woke up naked next to...

« Reply #1872 on: May 29, 2016, 07:40:51 PM »

May I use your luffa?

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Re: If you woke up naked next to...

« Reply #1873 on: May 30, 2016, 11:12:16 AM »

May you use my what?!?

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Re: If you woke up naked next to...

« Reply #1874 on: May 30, 2016, 11:57:13 AM »

Loofah, to scrub the skin.

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