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Offline Queen Victoria

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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #1845 on: May 15, 2016, 08:00:46 AM »
Clothes! You need your clothes.
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #1846 on: May 15, 2016, 12:47:16 PM »
I can keep you warm.  :zoinks:
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #1847 on: May 15, 2016, 01:59:01 PM »
I can keep you warm.  :zoinks:

Do you mind if my hands are kinda cold?  :eyelash:

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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #1848 on: May 16, 2016, 08:32:11 PM »
Are you wearing a turtleneck?  :zoinks:
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #1849 on: May 16, 2016, 11:37:18 PM »
Ain't gonna hurt at all.
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #1850 on: May 17, 2016, 07:15:52 PM »
It might hurt a little.  :zoinks:
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #1851 on: May 18, 2016, 12:37:31 AM »
If you hurt, then fine. :zoinks:
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #1852 on: May 19, 2016, 08:38:11 PM »
Why do you look familiar?  :zoinks:
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #1853 on: May 20, 2016, 10:22:37 AM »
You hit me last time.
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #1854 on: May 20, 2016, 08:11:53 PM »
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #1855 on: May 20, 2016, 09:50:02 PM »
Let's have a burping contest.  :zoinks:
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #1856 on: May 21, 2016, 05:05:00 AM »
Bovines don't do burping contests.
I can do upside down chocolate moo things!

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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #1857 on: May 21, 2016, 08:00:07 PM »
Then fart contest it is.   :zoinks:
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #1858 on: May 21, 2016, 08:18:21 PM »
  Everybody get off my lawn!   :odeon:
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #1859 on: May 21, 2016, 08:20:55 PM »
I'm hiding in the bush.  :zoinks:
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