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Ways in which you can kill someone alphabet game
« on: September 14, 2009, 07:22:40 AM »
Attack them with a hammer
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Re: Ways in which you can kill someone alphabet game
« Reply #1 on: September 14, 2009, 07:27:05 AM »
Blow them up.  8)
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Warte, warte nur ein Weilchen,
bald kommt Haarmann auch zu dir.
Mit dem kleinen Hackebeilchen
macht er Schabefleisch aus dir.
Aus den Augen macht er Sülze.
Aus dem Hintern macht er Speck.
Aus den Därmen macht er Würste,
und den Rest, den schmeißt er weg!

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Re: Ways in which you can kill someone alphabet game
« Reply #2 on: September 14, 2009, 08:04:06 AM »
Cook them in a huge kettle.
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Quote from: Jack on September 23, 2011, 05:52:38 PM
Patience is a virtue, just not one of mine.

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Re: Ways in which you can kill someone alphabet game
« Reply #3 on: September 14, 2009, 08:06:03 AM »
Drown them.  :zoinks:
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Warte, warte nur ein Weilchen,
bald kommt Haarmann auch zu dir.
Mit dem kleinen Hackebeilchen
macht er Schabefleisch aus dir.
Aus den Augen macht er Sülze.
Aus dem Hintern macht er Speck.
Aus den Därmen macht er Würste,
und den Rest, den schmeißt er weg!

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Re: Ways in which you can kill someone alphabet game
« Reply #4 on: September 14, 2009, 08:09:12 AM »
Electrocution
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Existence actually has two broad meanings despite its apparent meaningless. The constant reconciliation of all its parts, and the conservation of any closed system as a whole.

Morality can be extrapolated from these meanings to make these two commandments of godless morality: 1). Be in harmony with one another and 2). Care for the environment.

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Re: Ways in which you can kill someone alphabet game
« Reply #5 on: September 14, 2009, 08:11:11 AM »
Frying (cannibalistic mood today)
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Quote from: Jack on September 23, 2011, 05:52:38 PM
Patience is a virtue, just not one of mine.

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Re: Ways in which you can kill someone alphabet game
« Reply #6 on: September 14, 2009, 08:17:03 AM »
Grind their faces into the tarmac
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Re: Ways in which you can kill someone alphabet game
« Reply #7 on: September 14, 2009, 08:18:24 AM »
Hang them
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Existence actually has two broad meanings despite its apparent meaningless. The constant reconciliation of all its parts, and the conservation of any closed system as a whole.

Morality can be extrapolated from these meanings to make these two commandments of godless morality: 1). Be in harmony with one another and 2). Care for the environment.

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Re: Ways in which you can kill someone alphabet game
« Reply #8 on: September 14, 2009, 08:19:32 AM »
Inject them with multiple poisons
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Re: Ways in which you can kill someone alphabet game
« Reply #9 on: September 14, 2009, 10:25:40 AM »
Just shoot them
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Re: Ways in which you can kill someone alphabet game
« Reply #10 on: September 14, 2009, 10:30:46 AM »
Knife them with dull blades. Make it last.
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Re: Ways in which you can kill someone alphabet game
« Reply #11 on: September 14, 2009, 10:36:56 AM »
Liquidise them
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Re: Ways in which you can kill someone alphabet game
« Reply #12 on: September 14, 2009, 10:39:09 AM »
Massacre them. :arrr:
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Warte, warte nur ein Weilchen,
bald kommt Haarmann auch zu dir.
Mit dem kleinen Hackebeilchen
macht er Schabefleisch aus dir.
Aus den Augen macht er Sülze.
Aus dem Hintern macht er Speck.
Aus den Därmen macht er Würste,
und den Rest, den schmeißt er weg!

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Re: Ways in which you can kill someone alphabet game
« Reply #13 on: September 14, 2009, 10:47:46 AM »
New-Order-ise them  :orly:



I keep hearing these lyrics whenever I read the title of this thread:

There was too many ways that you could kill someone
Like in a love affair, when the love is gone
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Re: Ways in which you can kill someone alphabet game
« Reply #14 on: September 14, 2009, 10:50:48 AM »
Orgasmic overload!
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