Author Topic: Ways in which you can kill someone alphabet game (Read 5391 times)

PPK · « **Reply #30 on:** September 14, 2009, 02:52:38 PM »

Eviscerate them with a potato peeler

Adam · « **Reply #31 on:** September 14, 2009, 02:54:00 PM »

fuck them in the ass with a chainsaw

Blasted · « **Reply #32 on:** September 14, 2009, 02:57:04 PM »

Gag them with year old, stale knickers

Adam · « **Reply #33 on:** September 14, 2009, 02:59:33 PM »

hug them till they suffocate

PPK · « **Reply #34 on:** September 14, 2009, 03:01:30 PM »

Infiltrate their anus with a PbCl₂ enema.

Blasted · « **Reply #35 on:** September 14, 2009, 03:06:15 PM »

Jellyfish their face

Adam · « **Reply #36 on:** September 14, 2009, 03:08:54 PM »

kiss them with a tiny shotgun hidden in your mouth and held by an equally tiny penguin who will shoot them in the mouth at the right moment

odeon · « **Reply #37 on:** September 14, 2009, 03:36:55 PM »

Lock them in the cellar without food or water.

hykeaswell · « **Reply #38 on:** September 14, 2009, 04:20:21 PM »

Mesmerise them, so that they don't want any food or water any more.

parts · « **Reply #39 on:** September 14, 2009, 04:45:33 PM »

Nuke them back to the stone age

Adam · « **Reply #40 on:** September 14, 2009, 05:51:43 PM »

offer them a cigarette which will explode when they smoke it

The_Chosen_One · « **Reply #41 on:** September 14, 2009, 05:53:33 PM »

Oil them with Castrol GTX motor oil and then light a match.

hykeaswell · « **Reply #42 on:** September 14, 2009, 05:54:37 PM »

quarter them by the use of four horses.

old methods never fail.

PPK · « **Reply #43 on:** September 14, 2009, 05:59:05 PM »

Refill their Diving tanks with enough CO to nail them slowly.

hykeaswell · « **Reply #44 on:** September 14, 2009, 06:07:50 PM »

Slice them into cold cuts.

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