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Re: Are toys getting lame?
« Reply #30 on: January 06, 2009, 10:11:14 AM »
they're not anatomically correct, they just have pussy and boobs.
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Re: Are toys getting lame?
« Reply #31 on: January 06, 2009, 10:13:01 AM »
They must have asses.  :zoinks:

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Re: Are toys getting lame?
« Reply #32 on: January 07, 2009, 01:32:31 AM »
The littler kids still play with toys for the 5 year old this year we got her Bratz dolls, littlest pet shop, tini puppini, baby dolls, baby carriage, and some electronic stuff. I do miss Barbie though, seems she's been replaced with these slutty Bratz dolls though! I can remember when parents were outraged about the tellitubbie with the purse (Tinky Winky) because he might be gay. Where are these parents now when the new barbie is bearing her midriff and wearing micro minis? I have to say their bodies and outfits make me jealous.
Those Bratz and Barbie dolls are so deformed - I don't know why they can't have some dolls that actually have figures like real people.

There's a series of dolls called "Only Hearts Club" There great because they look like real young girls not planting seeds in little girls heads telling them their ugly unless their fully developed and super skinny and cladded in make-up.
Obviously you can only buy these dolls in alternative toy stores. 

Anyways I want a BRAVE toy not this girly garbage I want a BB gun!
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Re: Are toys getting lame?
« Reply #33 on: January 07, 2009, 07:06:53 PM »
They should make B&J dolls. I would love to bring home Sam and Joon and the others and have them beat up Mike. They should make the accessories too and the clothes. I would love to have them.


Hey maybe they can make JD dolls and have him be every character he has played in the movies. I would get Sam.

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Re: Are toys getting lame?
« Reply #34 on: January 07, 2009, 09:24:31 PM »
They took all the good stuff out of chemistry sets for safety
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Re: Are toys getting lame?
« Reply #35 on: January 07, 2009, 09:32:26 PM »
They took all the good stuff out of chemistry sets for safety

Yay. I don't even think they sell chemistry sets here anymore.

But you can buy chemicals as an adults. BRAVE!  :P

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Re: Are toys getting lame?
« Reply #36 on: January 08, 2009, 03:32:46 AM »
They took all the good stuff out of chemistry sets for safety

Yay. I don't even think they sell chemistry sets here anymore.

But you can buy chemicals as an adults. BRAVE!  :P

They sell 'chemistry' sets, but it's 'chemistry' in the sense of table salt, balloons and washing up liquid.
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Re: Are toys getting lame?
« Reply #37 on: January 08, 2009, 04:28:20 AM »
Johnny Ball is crying in heaven.  :thumbdn:

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Re: Are toys getting lame?
« Reply #38 on: January 08, 2009, 10:45:28 AM »
they're baby-proofing the entire planet. :(
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Re: Are toys getting lame?
« Reply #39 on: January 08, 2009, 10:58:43 AM »
Baby-proofing is cowardly.  :(

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Re: Are toys getting lame?
« Reply #40 on: January 08, 2009, 09:09:21 PM »
Baby-proofing is cowardly.  :(

Baby-proofing your house is sanity-saving if you have an inquisitive baby, but you shouldn't baby-proof the entire planet.

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Re: Are toys getting lame?
« Reply #41 on: January 09, 2009, 01:26:12 AM »
Baby-proofing is cowardly.  :(

Baby-proofing your house is sanity-saving if you have an inquisitive baby, but you shouldn't baby-proof the entire planet.

In Sweden we are all treated like babies. Cowardly semi-Soviet state.  >:(

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Re: Are toys getting lame?
« Reply #42 on: January 09, 2009, 02:36:04 AM »
My apartment is already baby proofed. I hardly have any breakable things.

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Re: Are toys getting lame?
« Reply #43 on: January 09, 2009, 11:54:39 AM »
My apartment is already baby proofed. I hardly have any breakable things.

That's a really good start.

What about power outlets?

Do you have any stairs or houseplants?

Do you have any blind or curtain cords that would be within a baby's reach?

Are cleaning materials stored under the kitchen or bathrom sinks where a baby could get to them?  If so, do you have cabinet locks for these doors?

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Re: Are toys getting lame?
« Reply #44 on: January 09, 2009, 12:00:15 PM »
That sounds cow-herdly and dull.  :(