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Re: Sue the person above you.
« Reply #570 on: June 29, 2011, 10:53:17 AM »
I am suing Bodaccea for not knowing what defamation of character is. To be guilty of defamation of character, I would have to attack Bodaccea's character or reputation, and my attack would have to be false. Neither of those conditions is true. :P

I am temporarily hijacking this thread and no one can stop me


When I was 13 years old, I called my Algebra teacher an asshole : ) I was suspended for three days, and thought that was that.

Actually, he sued me !!! For "Defamation of character"

I went to court, and everything that happened was gone over in great detail. I did not lie. He didit let me go to the bathroom so i called him an asshole.

After the case was heard the judge LAID INTO HIM :O:O:O

Said, you don't use teenagers for swearing at you, and i was already punished.

Calling someone an asshole is not defamation of character. It is an opinion. No one is ever going to actually belive he is a sphincter. Defamation of character is going around saying someone has AIDS , or that they are cheating on their wife - and also, if it is truth, it is ALSO not defamation of character.

Calling someone a name is not character assassination, just something 13 year olds do

So, the judge yelled at him, called him a "suer" and told him to go home because he was wasting his time


:)

 Hooray for a judge with common sense!  :thumbup:
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Re: Sue the person above you.
« Reply #571 on: June 29, 2011, 10:53:57 AM »
I am suing CBC and Eris for not suing anybody.
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Re: Sue the person above you.
« Reply #572 on: June 29, 2011, 10:54:37 AM »
I am suing Bodaccea for not knowing what defamation of character is. To be guilty of defamation of character, I would have to attack Bodaccea's character or reputation, and my attack would have to be false. Neither of those conditions is true. :P

I am temporarily hijacking this thread and no one can stop me


When I was 13 years old, I called my Algebra teacher an asshole : ) I was suspended for three days, and thought that was that.

Actually, he sued me !!! For "Defamation of character"

I went to court, and everything that happened was gone over in great detail. I did not lie. He didit let me go to the bathroom so i called him an asshole.

After the case was heard the judge LAID INTO HIM :O:O:O

Said, you don't use teenagers for swearing at you, and i was already punished.

Calling someone an asshole is not defamation of character. It is an opinion. No one is ever going to actually belive he is a sphincter. Defamation of character is going around saying someone has AIDS , or that they are cheating on their wife - and also, if it is truth, it is ALSO not defamation of character.

Calling someone a name is not character assassination, just something 13 year olds do

So, the judge yelled at him, called him a "suer" and told him to go home because he was wasting his time


:)

 Hooray for a judge with common sense!  :thumbup:

 Oh, and that teacher sounds like the  "sensitive type."   :bigcry:
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Re: Sue the person above you.
« Reply #573 on: June 29, 2011, 10:58:34 AM »
I am suing Bodaccea for not knowing what defamation of character is. To be guilty of defamation of character, I would have to attack Bodaccea's character or reputation, and my attack would have to be false. Neither of those conditions is true. :P

I am temporarily hijacking this thread and no one can stop me


When I was 13 years old, I called my Algebra teacher an asshole : ) I was suspended for three days, and thought that was that.

Actually, he sued me !!! For "Defamation of character"

I went to court, and everything that happened was gone over in great detail. I did not lie. He didit let me go to the bathroom so i called him an asshole.

After the case was heard the judge LAID INTO HIM :O:O:O

Said, you don't use teenagers for swearing at you, and i was already punished.

Calling someone an asshole is not defamation of character. It is an opinion. No one is ever going to actually belive he is a sphincter. Defamation of character is going around saying someone has AIDS , or that they are cheating on their wife - and also, if it is truth, it is ALSO not defamation of character.

Calling someone a name is not character assassination, just something 13 year olds do

So, the judge yelled at him, called him a "suer" and told him to go home because he was wasting his time


:)

 Hooray for a judge with common sense!  :thumbup:

 Oh, and that teacher sounds like the  "sensitive type."   :bigcry:

We should invite him here , and see how sensitive he is against a grown-up Eris  :flame:
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Re: Sue the person above you.
« Reply #574 on: June 29, 2011, 10:59:36 AM »
I am suing Bodaccea for not knowing what defamation of character is. To be guilty of defamation of character, I would have to attack Bodaccea's character or reputation, and my attack would have to be false. Neither of those conditions is true. :P

I am temporarily hijacking this thread and no one can stop me


When I was 13 years old, I called my Algebra teacher an asshole : ) I was suspended for three days, and thought that was that.

Actually, he sued me !!! For "Defamation of character"

I went to court, and everything that happened was gone over in great detail. I did not lie. He didit let me go to the bathroom so i called him an asshole.

After the case was heard the judge LAID INTO HIM :O:O:O

Said, you don't use teenagers for swearing at you, and i was already punished.

Calling someone an asshole is not defamation of character. It is an opinion. No one is ever going to actually belive he is a sphincter. Defamation of character is going around saying someone has AIDS , or that they are cheating on their wife - and also, if it is truth, it is ALSO not defamation of character.

Calling someone a name is not character assassination, just something 13 year olds do

So, the judge yelled at him, called him a "suer" and told him to go home because he was wasting his time


:)

 Hooray for a judge with common sense!  :thumbup:

 Oh, and that teacher sounds like the  "sensitive type."   :bigcry:

We should invite him here , and see how sensitive he is against a grown-up Eris  :flame:

 Those were my thoughts exactly!  :evillaugh:
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Re: Sue the person above you.
« Reply #575 on: June 29, 2011, 11:00:58 AM »
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Re: Sue the person above you.
« Reply #576 on: June 29, 2011, 11:01:14 AM »
I am suing everyone for not suing me. :P
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Re: Sue the person above you.
« Reply #577 on: June 29, 2011, 11:02:41 AM »
I'm suing Semicolon for not having a thick skin.
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Re: Sue the person above you.
« Reply #578 on: June 29, 2011, 12:56:55 PM »
I'm suing Eris' algebra teacher for being an asshole for not letting her go to the bathroom in the first place and also for suing a 13 year old child.

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Re: Sue the person above you.
« Reply #579 on: June 29, 2011, 01:00:34 PM »
I'm suing Callaway for not suing Queen Victoria for suing me.
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Re: Sue the person above you.
« Reply #580 on: June 29, 2011, 01:25:12 PM »
I'm suing Semicolon for being almost as sue-happy as Eris' teacher.

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Re: Sue the person above you.
« Reply #581 on: June 29, 2011, 04:09:26 PM »
Suing Callaway for calling Semicolon Sue.

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Re: Sue the person above you.
« Reply #582 on: June 29, 2011, 04:10:37 PM »
Suing Callaway for calling Semicolon Sue.

:rofl:

I'm suing Jack for not allowing me to plus her for that clever word play.  :P
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Re: Sue the person above you.
« Reply #583 on: June 29, 2011, 04:23:35 PM »
Suing Callaway for calling Semicolon Sue.

:rofl:

I'm suing Jack for not allowing me to plus her for that clever word play.  :P



I'm suing Squiddy for being delicious when fried. :evillaugh:
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Re: Sue the person above you.
« Reply #584 on: June 29, 2011, 04:27:28 PM »
 I'm suing Semicolon for his earlier implication that I lack solidarity with my fellow fat-assed individuals!  :autism:
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