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Re: Sue the person above you.
« Reply #555 on: April 17, 2011, 07:44:46 PM »
I'm suing CBC for wobbling into an expensive sculpture during her stay and causing thousands of dollars in damages. :evillaugh:

  I'm suing Semicolon for placing that sculpture in the walkway and then blaming me!  I could have been seriously dented!   (emo)
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Re: Sue the person above you.
« Reply #556 on: June 29, 2011, 12:38:54 AM »
I'm suing CBC for not posting for a day. (emo)
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Re: Sue the person above you.
« Reply #557 on: June 29, 2011, 03:58:43 AM »
I am suing Semicolon for picking on weebles
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Re: Sue the person above you.
« Reply #558 on: June 29, 2011, 07:55:44 AM »
I'm suing Bodaccea for staring at me.
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Jesus died on the cross to show us that BDSM is a legitimate form of love.
There is only one truth and it is that people do have penises of different sizes and one of them is the longest.

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Re: Sue the person above you.
« Reply #559 on: June 29, 2011, 07:56:56 AM »
i'm suing Semicolon for not believing I am in Ireland when I close my eyes.

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Re: Sue the person above you.
« Reply #560 on: June 29, 2011, 08:22:18 AM »
I'm suing Eris for not bringing me back a souvenir.
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Re: Sue the person above you.
« Reply #561 on: June 29, 2011, 09:37:16 AM »
I am suing Semicolon for defamation of character

*said my ass was fat
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Re: Sue the person above you.
« Reply #562 on: June 29, 2011, 09:57:43 AM »
I am suing Bodaccea for not knowing what defamation of character is. To be guilty of defamation of character, I would have to attack Bodaccea's character or reputation, and my attack would have to be false. Neither of those conditions is true. :P
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There is only one truth and it is that people do have penises of different sizes and one of them is the longest.

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Re: Sue the person above you.
« Reply #563 on: June 29, 2011, 09:59:38 AM »
I am suing Semicolon for being a smarty-pants!
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Re: Sue the person above you.
« Reply #564 on: June 29, 2011, 10:03:21 AM »
I am suing Bodaccea for having fat pants (for her fat ass). :2thumbsup: :smarty:
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Re: Sue the person above you.
« Reply #565 on: June 29, 2011, 10:05:18 AM »
 I am suing Semicolon for hating on fat asses!   :autism:
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Re: Sue the person above you.
« Reply #566 on: June 29, 2011, 10:08:44 AM »
I'm suing CBC for not showing fat ass solidarity earlier. :snowman:
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There is only one truth and it is that people do have penises of different sizes and one of them is the longest.

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Re: Sue the person above you.
« Reply #567 on: June 29, 2011, 10:21:50 AM »
I am sueing Semicolon for weight discrimination.  :zoinks:
I'll just diagnose myself as Goddess of the Universe and have done with it. Hell with autism!  :green: :zoinks:

nice is just something written on biscuits.  

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Re: Sue the person above you.
« Reply #568 on: June 29, 2011, 10:51:37 AM »
I am suing Bodaccea for not knowing what defamation of character is. To be guilty of defamation of character, I would have to attack Bodaccea's character or reputation, and my attack would have to be false. Neither of those conditions is true. :P

I am temporarily hijacking this thread and no one can stop me


When I was 13 years old, I called my Algebra teacher an asshole : ) I was suspended for three days, and thought that was that.

Actually, he sued me !!! For "Defamation of character"

I went to court, and everything that happened was gone over in great detail. I did not lie. He didit let me go to the bathroom so i called him an asshole.

After the case was heard the judge LAID INTO HIM :O:O:O

Said, you don't use teenagers for swearing at you, and i was already punished.

Calling someone an asshole is not defamation of character. It is an opinion. No one is ever going to actually belive he is a sphincter. Defamation of character is going around saying someone has AIDS , or that they are cheating on their wife - and also, if it is truth, it is ALSO not defamation of character.

Calling someone a name is not character assassination, just something 13 year olds do

So, the judge yelled at him, called him a "suer" and told him to go home because he was wasting his time


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Re: Sue the person above you.
« Reply #569 on: June 29, 2011, 10:53:10 AM »
I am suing Eris for hijacking this thread. :flame:
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Jesus died on the cross to show us that BDSM is a legitimate form of love.
There is only one truth and it is that people do have penises of different sizes and one of them is the longest.