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Offline Gluey

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Ask a question everyone would most likley say NO to
« on: July 15, 2008, 09:13:29 PM »
Do you think Alex Plank is the greatest aspie leader of our time?

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Re: Ask a question everyone would most likley say NO to
« Reply #1 on: July 15, 2008, 09:41:48 PM »
Do you shove jellybeans up your bum?

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Re: Ask a question everyone would most likley say NO to
« Reply #2 on: July 15, 2008, 09:48:46 PM »
Are you a millionaire who is terrific in bed and wants to marry me?
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.

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Re: Ask a question everyone would most likley say NO to
« Reply #3 on: July 15, 2008, 10:21:01 PM »
Are you dead?
Existence actually has two broad meanings despite its apparent meaningless. The constant reconciliation of all its parts, and the conservation of any closed system as a whole.

Morality can be extrapolated from these meanings to make these two commandments of godless morality: 1). Be in harmony with one another and 2). Care for the environment.

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Re: Ask a question everyone would most likley say NO to
« Reply #4 on: July 15, 2008, 10:59:53 PM »
Are you asleep?
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Re: Ask a question everyone would most likley say NO to
« Reply #5 on: July 15, 2008, 11:06:01 PM »
Are you my mother?

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Re: Ask a question everyone would most likley say NO to
« Reply #6 on: July 15, 2008, 11:07:25 PM »
Am I your mother?
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.

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Re: Ask a question everyone would most likley say NO to
« Reply #7 on: July 16, 2008, 01:30:00 AM »
Have you ever thought about shoving a redhot poker up your ass and cutting off your dick at the same time?
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Re: Ask a question everyone would most likley say NO to
« Reply #8 on: July 16, 2008, 08:00:29 AM »
Have you ever thought about shoving a redhot poker up your ass and cutting off your dick at the same time?
out of game:  This is Intensity.  Someone here probably HAS thought about that.
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.

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Re: Ask a question everyone would most likley say NO to
« Reply #9 on: July 16, 2008, 08:04:50 AM »
Is there a porcupine up you ass right now?
"Eat it up.  Wear it out.  Make it do or do without." 

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Re: Ask a question everyone would most likley say NO to
« Reply #10 on: July 16, 2008, 09:37:34 AM »
Have you ever seen a billion dollars in person?
George:I'd say I'm sorry to disappoint you, but I'm not. I excel at not giving a shit. Experience has taught me that interest begets expectation, and expectation beget disappointment, so the key to avoiding disappointment is to avoid interest. A equals B equals C Equals A, or whatever. I also don't have a lot of interest in being a good person or a bad person. From what I can tell, either way, you're screwed. Bad people are punished by society's laws, and good people are punished by Murphy's Law

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Re: Ask a question everyone would most likley say NO to
« Reply #11 on: July 17, 2008, 05:54:26 AM »
Have you ever thought about shoving a redhot poker up your ass and cutting off your dick at the same time?
out of game:  This is Intensity.  Someone here probably HAS thought about that.
Yes. wandrew has!
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Re: Ask a question everyone would most likley say NO to
« Reply #12 on: July 19, 2008, 04:56:38 PM »
If you had an 'n' and an 'o' and you put them together what would you get?

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Re: Ask a question everyone would most likley say NO to
« Reply #13 on: July 19, 2008, 05:42:18 PM »
On.
You'll never self-actualize the subconscious canopy of stardust with that attitude.

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Re: Ask a question everyone would most likley say NO to
« Reply #14 on: July 19, 2008, 05:58:05 PM »
yes,you can,   
amazing..you turned the whole experiment on its head!