Well, McJagger...Rolling Stones fan perhaps? Ummm, no I have never had an enema. Nor would I ever feel I needed one. People that say we need that shit are quite clearly clinically mental. How do they think humans survived all this time without having them? I'm sure they could be traced way back to the ancient Egyptians and no doubt there are hieroglyphics carved on the walls of Tutenkhamens tomb that show rectal cleansings and Lynxes with a varied array of long stiff vegetables inserted in their anus in some weird belief that the stars hold the future of their passage in their hands.....Sirius don't give no shits 'bout yo crazy ass antics mo' fo...just chiiiiiiill.
No, I wouldn't recommend the insertion of tubes and what not into a friends hole. It's sick, and (not even verging on) 100% homosexual, which the church frowns upon! Shame on you, McJagger, for asking such a vile question!
Awwww, HG, you know that I'd only become a buckfast bottle if I was promised that your lips were the only lips to be sucking and licking upon my top, you should know that much by now babe. The thought of having someone with the intellectual equivelant of a pile of three legged spastic dog shit stuck to the worn sole of a piss stained jakies shoe, sucking upon my open top end is really quite horrific and a thought which I hope not to think again.
Honey, you know I love you.
