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Re: Post something good that happened today
« Reply #2070 on: February 22, 2009, 03:00:51 PM »
why would someone want to give a blow job with shit in their mouths?

No idea. But then, what do I know?

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Re: Post something good that happened today
« Reply #2071 on: February 22, 2009, 03:11:08 PM »
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Re: Post something good that happened today
« Reply #2072 on: February 22, 2009, 03:15:10 PM »
What happens if she gives you a blowjob with that shit in her mouth? Would sting.  :P
Stick with pop rocks if you're gonna do retarded stuff like that.  Bleh.
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Re: Post something good that happened today
« Reply #2073 on: February 23, 2009, 02:31:05 AM »
why would someone want to give a blow job with shit in their mouths?

No idea. But then, what do I know?

You should just know what bitches that are out there...

No thanks.
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Re: Post something good that happened today
« Reply #2074 on: February 24, 2009, 06:30:56 PM »
Off my benzo break :asthing:
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Re: Post something good that happened today
« Reply #2075 on: February 25, 2009, 04:02:38 PM »
I chatted with a Swiss before; in practise you still don't need a cowardly license for guns there. Maybe a good alternative to the USA.  8)

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Re: Post something good that happened today
« Reply #2076 on: February 25, 2009, 04:47:53 PM »

uhm, no. It was short-lived.

Jimi Hendrix: When the power of love overcomes the love of power the world will know peace. 

Ghandi: Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever.

The end result of life's daily pain and suffering, trials and failures, tears and laughter, readings and listenings is an accumulation of wisdom in its purest form.

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Re: Post something good that happened today
« Reply #2077 on: February 25, 2009, 06:03:04 PM »
My car passed inspection!  :)
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Re: Post something good that happened today
« Reply #2078 on: February 25, 2009, 06:08:14 PM »
my dogs rash is getting better
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Re: Post something good that happened today
« Reply #2079 on: February 26, 2009, 04:00:44 PM »
The kid that attacked my son in school won't be allowed back to the class. They're moving him elsewhere. :woohoo:
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Re: Post something good that happened today
« Reply #2080 on: February 26, 2009, 04:17:51 PM »
Got a check from the church :headbang2:
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Re: Post something good that happened today
« Reply #2081 on: February 26, 2009, 04:21:50 PM »
The kid that attacked my son in school won't be allowed back to the class. They're moving him elsewhere. :woohoo:

OMG, miracles still happen!  :thumbup:

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Re: Post something good that happened today
« Reply #2082 on: February 26, 2009, 06:12:00 PM »
Jimi Hendrix: When the power of love overcomes the love of power the world will know peace. 

Ghandi: Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever.

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Re: Post something good that happened today
« Reply #2083 on: February 26, 2009, 06:13:10 PM »
The kid that attacked my son in school won't be allowed back to the class. They're moving him elsewhere. :woohoo:

Damn! Awesome!

I'm just going to post :woohoo:  for the rest of the night.


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Re: Post something good that happened today
« Reply #2084 on: February 26, 2009, 07:05:31 PM »
I named my new friend willy he sits next to me all the time
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