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Re: Semi-n00dz
« Reply #195 on: June 22, 2006, 02:03:31 PM »
I see large muscles and abs, and that is in quite a few mirrors.  I am not intrested in size, I am intrested in physcial fitness.
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Re: Semi-n00dz
« Reply #196 on: June 22, 2006, 02:05:11 PM »
but every man under 5'10" exaggerates his heigth.
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« Reply #197 on: June 22, 2006, 02:09:56 PM »
I measured my height two times, and? I am lean. My mom is just over a midget height and my dad is 6feet 2 inches, what do you expect? My neighbor Angie agrees with being a stripper.? My mom just told me my sister was talking about me becoming her bouncer.? (Protection from touching when its not ok)? Fuck her, I would rather see her get bounced and put away in a mental hospital.
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Re: Semi-n00dz
« Reply #198 on: June 22, 2006, 03:26:35 PM »
does she have a flat head?
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Re: Semi-n00dz
« Reply #199 on: June 22, 2006, 03:44:25 PM »
Flat, head?, who?  My sister's tits?  Strippers have to have the body for that work.  My mom?, what does that have to do with midgets?  Is this something to do with the coneheads?  She has a bipolar head if anything.
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Re: Semi-n00dz
« Reply #200 on: June 22, 2006, 04:00:13 PM »
midgets and flat heads and a place to rest your ale.
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Re: Semi-n00dz
« Reply #201 on: June 22, 2006, 07:02:56 PM »



a member, but i won't say who.? and its not my wife.
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Re: Semi-n00dz
« Reply #202 on: June 22, 2006, 07:06:17 PM »
 >:D >:D you will see what I mean real soon.


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Re: Semi-n00dz
« Reply #203 on: June 22, 2006, 07:08:43 PM »
look around fluorescent, are you going to show us that you have a great ass, and beautiful lower back?
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Re: Semi-n00dz
« Reply #204 on: June 22, 2006, 07:09:17 PM »
Doesn't shima get pissed at you for posting the nudes she sends you?  And what does your wife say?  And her husband?
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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?

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Re: Semi-n00dz
« Reply #205 on: June 22, 2006, 07:09:59 PM »
ahem, its not shima, look at the skin.
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Re: Semi-n00dz
« Reply #206 on: June 22, 2006, 07:12:31 PM »
Tiny feet, dog leash under the chair, sunburn on the back... hmm... who could it be?
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Re: Semi-n00dz
« Reply #207 on: June 22, 2006, 07:16:41 PM »
And a wedding ring! :o Doesn't that narrow it down to PI?
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Re: Semi-n00dz
« Reply #208 on: June 22, 2006, 07:22:29 PM »
Quote from: PeterMacKenzie on June 22, 2006, 07:09:17 PM
Doesn't shima get pissed at you for posting the nudes she sends you??

yes; it's FUCKING RUDE when people share photos that you sent to them PRIVATELY, isn't it? ?>:(
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Re: Semi-n00dz
« Reply #209 on: June 22, 2006, 07:25:30 PM »
I'm interested in how that lingerie works.  How does it cover her bits without a strap coming up her arse?.
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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?
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