1. I believe i last used dental floss last week(i do use it on my teeth and it does clean them, but not for its hygenic properties, rather for masochistic and stimming pleasure).
2. After reading them all, i'd have to say the questions that imply i'd ever be naked and walking in on somebody. I mean, i'd do it, if asked and everybody was okay with it, but i have no desire to be responsible for a whole bunch of people simultaneously bleeding from the eyes.
3. We'd both pause, make stupid expressions at each other, and then ask something like, "Uhh... are we hallucinating?"? And if he didn't ask something or say something which implied it was him who was insane, i'd question if it was a perfect clone and might have some evil alternate purpose.
4. If it turned out it wasn't we'd coversate about the nature of the clones existence, play around trying to figure out which one of the me's was the clone.? Then we'd talk about why we were cloned, and if there was? going to be any future reprocussions, and how we hope to god it was a skilled cloning and one of us doesn't turn into a hideous pile of diseases.? Then we'd try to think of some self depreciating crack about hideous pile of diseases.
Somewhere a long the line we'd start developing non synchronis exchanges.? But after we'd gotten all the cloning crap figured out, we'd talk about how we're gonna handle school, computer usage, sleeping scheduals, or perhaps some other creative use of a clone.? We would also split the work load of my evil plans in this lifetime.? I might take him to school with me.? I'm sure they wouldn't mind my twin brother there as long as he didn't ask any questions(anyway, i could handle all the questions, or he could, we'd probably flip a coin every day).? Because i wouldn't want to deprive him the right to learn.
But in sum we'd use the cloning thing to our advantage.? One of us would do psychology while the other did teaching, we'd split the work load of all our projects, developing better teaching techniques, learning about biology, physics, writing books, ect.
5.? First I would cover up my breasts.(still sensative about those things, not so much after i learned about my klienfelters, but still)
Then I would look down, and mumble, "oh yea.." and then cover up my crotch.
Then i'd scream, "Peter, what the hell are you doing here?"
If i got the gist that it was for something sexual I'd briefly consider it.... and i don't know what my reaction at the time would be(would depend on my mood) but more than likely i'd run out, get my shirt on then pants(if i was naked in a huge auditorium, i'd sooner try to cover my breasts that my crotch).? And then eat some brekfast in my kitchen.? Maybe call the police if i got the impression peter wanted to rape me, probably not.
6.? I'd try to gather whether what was happening to quirky was willing or not.? As for flourescent, eh.? I'd apologize about the mess, then I'd sit down at my computer, and post how I was hallucinating that peter was whipping quirky carla.? Listen to some music probably.?
http://gmanwonderful.ytmnd.com/7.? Indeed it is brilliant. Although when i posted the clone question in everyones thread, i wasn't stealing it from her, i just made it up on my own.?