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Re: Ask PMS Elle Anything
« Reply #90 on: May 28, 2006, 08:58:21 PM »
have you ever eaten buffalo wings at the keyboard?
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Re: Ask PMS Elle Anything
« Reply #91 on: May 29, 2006, 09:46:17 AM »
have you ever eaten buffalo wings at the keyboard?

No; I hated buffalo wings even when I wasn't a vegetarian.  I may have eaten pork fried rice at this keyboard though; I'm not sure.
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Re: Ask PMS Elle Anything
« Reply #92 on: May 29, 2006, 09:48:35 AM »
Do you agree that having your cat sleeping beside you on your bed is the bestest thing ever? (No, this does not connote any kind of bestiality sexual reference, it's just that I think cats rule.)

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Re: Ask PMS Elle Anything
« Reply #93 on: May 29, 2006, 10:43:50 AM »
Second best thing ever.  Best thing ever is my boyfriend sleeping next to me.
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Re: Ask PMS Elle Anything
« Reply #94 on: May 29, 2006, 10:18:34 PM »
What in life truely makes you happy on a regular basis, and why exactly does it make you happy?
And as always, these are simply my worthless opinions.
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Re: Ask PMS Elle Anything
« Reply #95 on: May 30, 2006, 07:12:01 AM »
Situations in which I experience flow, expecially social interation in which I experience flow, and it makes me happy because I lose self-consciousness and stop judging myself/thinking how horrible I am.
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.

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Re: Ask PMS Elle Anything
« Reply #96 on: May 30, 2006, 11:57:20 AM »
Have you seen anyone who is a bigger bitch than you?
Biggest bullshitter on the web, the person who is says that is a jealous wanker who needs some personal devolpement.

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Re: Ask PMS Elle Anything
« Reply #97 on: May 30, 2006, 03:35:57 PM »
When have you felt the most vulnerable?
George:I'd say I'm sorry to disappoint you, but I'm not. I excel at not giving a shit. Experience has taught me that interest begets expectation, and expectation beget disappointment, so the key to avoiding disappointment is to avoid interest. A equals B equals C Equals A, or whatever. I also don't have a lot of interest in being a good person or a bad person. From what I can tell, either way, you're screwed. Bad people are punished by society's laws, and good people are punished by Murphy's Law

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Re: Ask PMS Elle Anything
« Reply #98 on: May 30, 2006, 05:09:19 PM »
Have you seen anyone who is a bigger bitch than you?

of course, I'm only 5'2".

When have you felt the most vulnerable?

I must now enact my right to plead the fifth, as outlined in the beginning of this thread.  By proxy, I will site a time recently in which I did feel vunlerable, and was, in fact, vulnerable- I half-passed-out in a public place with nobody with me, and the only person I knew who saw me dislikes me.  I felt totally freaked out that I would be taken to the campus health center because I wanted to get back to the auditorium where my friend was sitting and was worried he'd miss me if I disappeared with no reason.  Well, I did tell him I was excusing myself because I thought I might pass out.

By the way, the little creep didn't ask me how I was when I rejoined him or when I left.  It was like 24 hours when he was like,  "Oh yeah, by the way..."  really considerate seeing as I was in the auditorium to watch movies HE had made- there was a film show thing for com majors at the school.
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.

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Re: Ask PMS Elle Anything
« Reply #99 on: May 30, 2006, 10:22:54 PM »
how many chucks could a wood chuck, chuck, if a wood chuck could chuck, chucks?
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Re: Ask PMS Elle Anything
« Reply #100 on: May 31, 2006, 09:06:20 AM »
how many chucks could a wood chuck, chuck, if a wood chuck could chuck, chucks?

A wood chuck would chuck as many chucks as he could chuck if a wood chukc could chuck chucks.

Alternately, the answer, as given to me by a police officer- "Half a cord."
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Re: Ask PMS Elle Anything
« Reply #101 on: May 31, 2006, 01:32:50 PM »
in what context did you have the opportunity to ask a police officer such a pertinent question?
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Re: Ask PMS Elle Anything
« Reply #102 on: May 31, 2006, 01:33:42 PM »
what do you think of miilipedes?

or that videogame centipede?
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Re: Ask PMS Elle Anything
« Reply #103 on: May 31, 2006, 02:52:44 PM »
what do you think of miilipedes?

or that videogame centipede?

1.  The are disgusting and I vaccuum them.  So it would be correct, actually, to say that they suck.

2.  I don't know if I've played it.  I checked in wikipedia; I do not think I played it but it looks entertaining.

in what context did you have the opportunity to ask a police officer such a pertinent question?

Aha!  I knew someone would ask.  And it was when I was in 5th grade, we had a DARE officer who would come and answer questions we put in a box anonymously.  So I wrote that question.  It was the only cool thing I did that entire years besides skip a grade and trying to diet at a ridiculously young age when I wasn't fat and still had a metabolism.
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.

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Re: Ask PMS Elle Anything
« Reply #104 on: May 31, 2006, 02:55:16 PM »
i thought it would be more like:

officer, "do you know why i pulled you over?"

PMS Elle, "Let me ask you a question, instead."
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