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Re: anyone know anyting about oil paintings?
« Reply #15 on: April 22, 2007, 07:43:01 AM »
No. I've managed to run a bogus IP address up for Richard. I would guess that he has
at least 20 hrs. to get to a safe hideaway. Go to Salt Lake City, the Mormons will
protect you. Just get to the Tabernacle, and tell them the following secret code:

"I am a self-loathing black man, and I need to screw Jesus."
ROFL!
dittoed.
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Re: anyone know anyting about oil paintings?
« Reply #16 on: April 22, 2007, 10:15:59 AM »
yeah. i guess i dont see why thats funny

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Re: anyone know anyting about oil paintings?
« Reply #17 on: April 22, 2007, 10:22:16 AM »
No. I've managed to run a bogus IP address up for Richard. I would guess that he has
at least 20 hrs. to get to a safe hideaway. Go to Salt Lake City, the Mormons will
protect you. Just get to the Tabernacle, and tell them the following secret code:

"I am a self-loathing black man, and I need to screw Jesus."

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Re: anyone know anyting about oil paintings?
« Reply #18 on: April 22, 2007, 10:55:53 AM »
Richard, you have in your possesion a lost Da Vinci, stolen from the lorvre by the Pope for the secret religious messages it contains.  I would warn you, but the Vatican assasins are already on their way.  You will be dead by the time you can read this.

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it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.

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Re: anyone know anyting about oil paintings?
« Reply #19 on: April 22, 2007, 11:59:59 AM »
Anybody know anything about my painting?
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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?

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Re: anyone know anyting about oil paintings?
« Reply #20 on: April 22, 2007, 12:46:07 PM »
Anybody know anything about my painting?

Looks like a copy of a Monet.

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Re: anyone know anyting about oil paintings?
« Reply #21 on: April 22, 2007, 01:50:57 PM »
Anybody know anything about my painting?
is the artist Z Cavaricchi?
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Re: anyone know anyting about oil paintings?
« Reply #22 on: April 22, 2007, 02:45:42 PM »
Anybody know anything about my painting?
is the artist Z Cavaricchi?

I can't make out the signature.
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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?

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Re: anyone know anyting about oil paintings?
« Reply #23 on: April 22, 2007, 05:08:37 PM »
yeah. i guess i dont see why thats funny

It wasn't. I hope you made it out in time.