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Calandale's turn in the spotlight
« on: April 07, 2007, 04:07:11 AM »
With that kind of post count in this kind of time, it's inevitable.

So, I'll start - what had you wanted to get the PhD in?
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Re: Calandale's turn in the spotlight
« Reply #1 on: April 07, 2007, 04:51:13 AM »
Crap. I figured I answered enough in the intro thread.

So, I'll start - what had you wanted to get the PhD in?

I'm in school right now for Computer Science, but I was considering Mathematics as well.
Basically, I'm more interested in the theoretical side of CS, so they're not too different.


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Re: Calandale's turn in the spotlight
« Reply #2 on: April 07, 2007, 06:08:32 AM »
fully erect,  what is the length of your penis?
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Re: Calandale's turn in the spotlight
« Reply #3 on: April 07, 2007, 06:11:04 AM »
I don't know how to measure it. When younger (and it's probably shrunk since then) it measured approximately 8 1/2" along the top, but nearly 11 usable (side). Only remember the numbers because it came so close to the size of a standard piece of paper.

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Re: Calandale's turn in the spotlight
« Reply #4 on: April 07, 2007, 06:12:07 AM »
 :clap:
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Re: Calandale's turn in the spotlight
« Reply #5 on: April 07, 2007, 06:22:10 AM »
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Re: Calandale's turn in the spotlight
« Reply #6 on: April 07, 2007, 06:25:32 AM »
Yeah. Yeah. It ain't all roses though.

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Re: Calandale's turn in the spotlight
« Reply #7 on: April 07, 2007, 06:39:03 AM »
i bet you are prone to getting paper cuts. ;)
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Re: Calandale's turn in the spotlight
« Reply #8 on: April 07, 2007, 06:40:05 AM »
When I cared I was. Now, I'm afraid to see. I know that I don't get as excited any longer.

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Re: Calandale's turn in the spotlight
« Reply #9 on: April 07, 2007, 07:13:07 AM »
How old are you now?  (I always forget these things)
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.

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Re: Calandale's turn in the spotlight
« Reply #10 on: April 07, 2007, 07:14:50 AM »
39 yrs. 351 days and a couple of hours.

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Re: Calandale's turn in the spotlight
« Reply #11 on: April 07, 2007, 07:41:50 AM »
I think Crazy Bitch might like some meat pole here, Calandale.  ;)

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Re: Calandale's turn in the spotlight
« Reply #12 on: April 07, 2007, 07:49:51 AM »
Somehow, I doubt it. She won't even take her pants off for me.

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Re: Calandale's turn in the spotlight
« Reply #13 on: April 07, 2007, 08:19:04 AM »
Yeah. Yeah. It ain't all roses though.

I enjoy horticulture. Can I see the part that is all roses?












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Re: Calandale's turn in the spotlight
« Reply #14 on: April 07, 2007, 08:20:48 AM »
No.