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Re: Calandale's turn in the spotlight
« Reply #15 on: April 07, 2007, 08:22:13 AM »
39 yrs. 351 days and a couple of hours.

Think it's bad, now, wait until you turn forty.
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Re: Calandale's turn in the spotlight
« Reply #16 on: April 07, 2007, 08:26:31 AM »
39 yrs. 351 days and a couple of hours.

Think it's bad, now, wait until you turn forty.

Actually, I've been reversing my aging process recently. I managed to heal
my knees, and I think that my hair is less grey than it was a few months ago.

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Re: Calandale's turn in the spotlight
« Reply #17 on: April 07, 2007, 08:59:34 AM »

Yes, keep doing that as long as you can.

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Re: Calandale's turn in the spotlight
« Reply #18 on: April 07, 2007, 09:00:46 AM »
There are limits of course. Plus, it's painful.

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Re: Calandale's turn in the spotlight
« Reply #19 on: April 07, 2007, 10:49:14 AM »
39 yrs. 351 days and a couple of hours.

Think it's bad, now, wait until you turn forty.

Actually, I've been reversing my aging process recently. I managed to heal
my knees, and I think that my hair is less grey than it was a few months ago.

You have a time machine too ??
Make the world idiot proof and it will require an idiot to run it.

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Re: Calandale's turn in the spotlight
« Reply #20 on: April 07, 2007, 12:02:27 PM »
39 yrs. 351 days and a couple of hours.

Think it's bad, now, wait until you turn forty.

Actually, I've been reversing my aging process recently. I managed to heal
my knees, and I think that my hair is less grey than it was a few months ago.

What colour did you use to dye it? :eyebrows:

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Re: Calandale's turn in the spotlight
« Reply #21 on: April 07, 2007, 01:18:14 PM »
Whenever I see your name, it reminds me of the name of that certain sugar product. Do you get this connection often?

Canderel...
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Re: Calandale's turn in the spotlight
« Reply #22 on: April 07, 2007, 01:32:12 PM »
You have a time machine too ??

No, unless my mind itself counts as one. I once managed a trip of 7 years, but that involved a friend and Wings.

What colour did you use to dye it? :eyebrows:

None right now. I have dyed my hair blonde, silver, and blue previously however.

Whenever I see your name, it reminds me of the name of that certain sugar product. Do you get this connection often?

No. I don't even know the product. The only confusion that I've ever heard before was with a bicycle company.

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Re: Calandale's turn in the spotlight
« Reply #23 on: April 07, 2007, 01:37:37 PM »
You have a time machine too ??

No, unless my mind itself counts as one. I once managed a trip of 7 years, but that involved a friend and Wings.

What colour did you use to dye it? :eyebrows:

None right now. I have dyed my hair blonde, silver, and blue previously however.

Whenever I see your name, it reminds me of the name of that certain sugar product. Do you get this connection often?

No. I don't even know the product. The only confusion that I've ever heard before was with a bicycle company.

Canderel...

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Re: Calandale's turn in the spotlight
« Reply #24 on: April 07, 2007, 01:40:51 PM »
Still haven't heard of it. I know Domino though.

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Re: Calandale's turn in the spotlight
« Reply #25 on: April 30, 2007, 09:06:56 PM »
why are you the artichoke of the winds?
Why are you such a stupid asshole?
Would you really like to know?
Well pay your fee remove your clothes and Yvette will show you how
You went to school where you were taught to fear and to obey, be cheerful, fit in, or someone might think you're weird
Life can be perfect
People can be trusted
Someday, I will fall in love; a nice quiet home of my very own
Free from all the pain
Happy and having fun all the time
It never happened, did it?

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Re: Calandale's turn in the spotlight
« Reply #26 on: April 30, 2007, 09:22:08 PM »
why are you the artichoke of the winds?

Because I love the way the wind slides her teeth
around my member - so much that I choke her.

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Re: Calandale's turn in the spotlight
« Reply #27 on: April 30, 2007, 09:32:57 PM »
why are you the artichoke of the winds?

Because I love the way the wind slides her teeth
around my member - so much that I choke her.
acceptable response.

i give you a 7.8 for wit.
Why are you such a stupid asshole?
Would you really like to know?
Well pay your fee remove your clothes and Yvette will show you how
You went to school where you were taught to fear and to obey, be cheerful, fit in, or someone might think you're weird
Life can be perfect
People can be trusted
Someday, I will fall in love; a nice quiet home of my very own
Free from all the pain
Happy and having fun all the time
It never happened, did it?

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Re: Calandale's turn in the spotlight
« Reply #28 on: April 30, 2007, 09:35:59 PM »
And a 10.0 for truth.

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Re: Calandale's turn in the spotlight
« Reply #29 on: April 30, 2007, 09:36:33 PM »
10.0 for imagination.
Why are you such a stupid asshole?
Would you really like to know?
Well pay your fee remove your clothes and Yvette will show you how
You went to school where you were taught to fear and to obey, be cheerful, fit in, or someone might think you're weird
Life can be perfect
People can be trusted
Someday, I will fall in love; a nice quiet home of my very own
Free from all the pain
Happy and having fun all the time
It never happened, did it?