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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #17835 on: April 20, 2011, 07:21:00 AM »
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Just saw a huge slug on my back porch while feeding the cat. It was like 10cm long! With black spots on it!! :aff:

 Is that usual, or is it something new?   :hide:

Well I've never seen one that big and ugly before :aff:

 Creepy!  Did the cat take any interest in it?   :orly:

The animals seem to leave the slugs and snails alone. They're repelled by their slimyness.

 That's good.  Cats are pretty fastidious too.  Is it a boy cat or a girl?   :heart:
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #17836 on: April 20, 2011, 07:37:38 AM »
Quote from: couldbecousin on April 20, 2011, 07:21:00 AM
Quote from: YOURMUM on April 20, 2011, 07:17:40 AM
Quote from: couldbecousin on April 20, 2011, 07:09:57 AM
Quote from: YOURMUM on April 20, 2011, 07:08:01 AM
Quote from: couldbecousin on April 20, 2011, 06:57:37 AM
Quote from: YOURMUM on April 20, 2011, 06:56:39 AM
Just saw a huge slug on my back porch while feeding the cat. It was like 10cm long! With black spots on it!! :aff:

 Is that usual, or is it something new?   :hide:

Well I've never seen one that big and ugly before :aff:

 Creepy!  Did the cat take any interest in it?   :orly:

The animals seem to leave the slugs and snails alone. They're repelled by their slimyness.

 That's good.  Cats are pretty fastidious too.  Is it a boy cat or a girl?   :heart:

A boy cat, old too, he's 14 this year :)
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #17837 on: April 20, 2011, 07:41:06 AM »
Quote from: YOURMUM on April 20, 2011, 07:37:38 AM
Quote from: couldbecousin on April 20, 2011, 07:21:00 AM
Quote from: YOURMUM on April 20, 2011, 07:17:40 AM
Quote from: couldbecousin on April 20, 2011, 07:09:57 AM
Quote from: YOURMUM on April 20, 2011, 07:08:01 AM
Quote from: couldbecousin on April 20, 2011, 06:57:37 AM
Quote from: YOURMUM on April 20, 2011, 06:56:39 AM
Just saw a huge slug on my back porch while feeding the cat. It was like 10cm long! With black spots on it!! :aff:

 Is that usual, or is it something new?   :hide:

Well I've never seen one that big and ugly before :aff:

 Creepy!  Did the cat take any interest in it?   :orly:

The animals seem to leave the slugs and snails alone. They're repelled by their slimyness.

 That's good.  Cats are pretty fastidious too.  Is it a boy cat or a girl?   :heart:

A boy cat, old too, he's 14 this year :)

 Awww, happy birthday to him then.  I love cats, used to live with seven of them!  :heart:
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #17838 on: April 20, 2011, 09:31:09 AM »
So fucking hot  >:(

Why can't British homes have air-con?!
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #17839 on: April 20, 2011, 11:49:17 AM »
Quote from: Heinrich on April 20, 2011, 11:18:52 AM
if my cat is dead i'm gonna kill someone. i'm gonna actually gonna fucking batter someone to death and throw myseflfd off a bridge, I'm not going to prison



What's up?
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #17840 on: April 20, 2011, 12:07:26 PM »
sorry, ignore all that shit, everything is ok now. I'm just really stressed out lately

my cat is fine now :)
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #17841 on: April 20, 2011, 12:15:47 PM »
I broke a bucket  :(
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #17842 on: April 20, 2011, 02:58:52 PM »
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Quote from: Binty on April 18, 2011, 02:41:11 PM
Stupid fucking boobs  :thumbdn:

What's wrong with them?

They're too damn big and unproportional to the rest of my body.  My sister bought me a size 10 dress and it would fit perfectly if it wasn't for my boobs being in the way  >:(

Well, my personal preference is shapely women.  :eyebrows:

But if they get in the way or are so big they cause back problems, I understand the annoyance. Its like having sasquatch feet and a neandrethal body. Hard to find shoes and clothes that fit.  :LOL:

Prince Albert wears a 13EEE shoe, real easy to find (uh, huh)

My daughter has small feet but she has huge bunions on both of them.  We used to get Stride Rite extra wide shoes that would accomodate the bunions, but they don't work anymore.  Croc shoes and Ugg boots still work for her, and my husband travels to India twice a year for business, so we make plaster statues of her feet and he takes those with him to India and has a cobbler make her leather shoes.  Of course, I don't know what kind of leather he uses, but it's probably not cow leather.
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #17843 on: April 20, 2011, 03:43:25 PM »
India has a very large leather industry including "a population of 194 million cattle, 70 million buffaloes, 95 million goats" employing 2 million people.

http://www.scribd.com/doc/35613042/Indian-Leather-Industry

I would have thought that was taboo, but it is almost entirely for export so I guess that makes it OK.
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #17844 on: April 20, 2011, 04:41:18 PM »
Quote from: Hubert Cumberdale on April 20, 2011, 03:43:25 PM
India has a very large leather industry including "a population of 194 million cattle, 70 million buffaloes, 95 million goats" employing 2 million people.

http://www.scribd.com/doc/35613042/Indian-Leather-Industry

I would have thought that was taboo, but it is almost entirely for export so I guess that makes it OK.

I didn't know that.  Thanks for the link.
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #17845 on: April 20, 2011, 04:42:01 PM »
Quote from: Callaway on April 20, 2011, 04:41:18 PM
Quote from: Hubert Cumberdale on April 20, 2011, 03:43:25 PM
India has a very large leather industry including "a population of 194 million cattle, 70 million buffaloes, 95 million goats" employing 2 million people.

http://www.scribd.com/doc/35613042/Indian-Leather-Industry

I would have thought that was taboo, but it is almost entirely for export so I guess that makes it OK.

I didn't know that.  Thanks for the link.

I am filled with completely useless knowledge  :autism:
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #17846 on: April 20, 2011, 04:45:02 PM »
Quote from: Binty on April 20, 2011, 12:15:47 PM
I broke a bucket  :(

Ur bukkit?  :(
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #17847 on: April 20, 2011, 04:49:39 PM »
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #17848 on: April 20, 2011, 05:23:20 PM »


did thei steel ur bukkit?
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #17849 on: April 20, 2011, 05:26:25 PM »
I stud on eet :bigcry:
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