Just one quick bitch ...

["couldbecousin"]

Was up until 0230 doing my daughter's science homework on wastewater treatment. Her teachers rarely teach material and often give homework that is not from the textbook so you have to look it up on the interwebs. In this case the teacher was misinformed and the information was not where she said it would be. I spent hours googling stuff and it didn't help that some of the answers were ambiguous and that her mother got almost all the ones she helped her with wrong. It was a crossword puzzle, so wrong answers make you look for something that fits with wrong letters. Most of the ones her mother got wrong or didn't answer were actually the easy ones. And she has a master's in biology.

If she's been out of the field for years, her knowledge may have slipped away from her.   

[Squidusa]

A certain young individual from Manchester is slowly driving me crazy with all these name changes.  Could he settle on one name and stay with it?  Or else I shall be forced to turn  on him.

Are my services required yet your majesty? 

Not yet, but stay on alert please.

Such a helpful little sea-creature!   

Yes, always ready to give an hand or arm or whatever.

Tentacle! 

/ Is now imagining tentacles with hands at the end 

[odeon]

So much joint pain

Well, find a better joint to hang out in 

[DirtDawg]

I have a fire set for the only joint worthy of my attention.

[Parts]

Got spray foam in my hair at work

[Adam]

I hate anxiety

[Queen Victoria]

I hate anxiety

Most people do.  I have an unproved theory that war "heroes" are a great many times soldiers who would rather die than handle the uncertainty of battle.  So they jump from the foxhole, charge enemy lines, etc.  Most of the times (in the movies), they are young men who are killed.  Sometimes they get a medal which is why I put "heroes" in quotes.  I DO NOT MEAN THAT ALL MEDALISTS CANNOT STAND ANXIETY AND I'M NOT BESMIRCHING THE SOLDIERS WHO GOT MEDALS.  JUST PRESENTING MY THEORY.

[The_Chosen_One]

I hate anxiety

Most people do.  I have an unproved theory that war "heroes" are a great many times soldiers who would rather die than handle the uncertainty of battle.  So they jump from the foxhole, charge enemy lines, etc.  Most of the times (in the movies), they are young men who are killed.  Sometimes they get a medal which is why I put "heroes" in quotes.  I DO NOT MEAN THAT ALL MEDALISTS CANNOT STAND ANXIETY AND I'M NOT BESMIRCHING THE SOLDIERS WHO GOT MEDALS.  JUST PRESENTING MY THEORY.

Most people use the term 'hero' in the wrong sense, anyway.

[Charlotte Quin]

Decided to put sleepers in the ear piercings I got done three weeks ago. Spent ages trying to get them through the holes. Now my ears are bleeding a little

[DirtDawg]

Got spray foam in my hair at work

You should style it insanely, trim into a STATEMENT!  You have a chance to make this a new fashion rage.

You know the old saying ...

"When you get a watermelon you infuse it with Everclear and invite friends"  or something like that.  


Wait!  ...   it is lemons we are talking about, right?


Fucking make some psychedelic lemonade from your fucked up hair fashion, right?

Shit, nevermind.  

Good luck cleaning up after your Spray Foam party

["couldbecousin"]

Decided to put sleepers in the ear piercings I got done three weeks ago. Spent ages trying to get them through the holes. Now my ears are bleeding a little

Mine used to bleed a bit too. Just keep them clean...I used to use cotton balls soaked in alcohol. Sleepers look cool! 

["couldbecousin"]

Next Monday's episode of Hoarders  will be the last new episiode of the season. 

[Trigger 11]

When are you gonna be on the show?

["couldbecousin"]

When are you gonna be on the show?

Looks as if I'm safe for another year!   

["couldbecousin"]

This pasta would have been better with butter!