if we could transition to neutral pronouns
That seems like the easiest option. Rather than inventing new words, simply no longer consider them/they/their as plural.
not so simple as it sounds, mind
Modern English has been lacking gender neutral third-person pronouns for as long as its existed'. and the lack of them was felt long before it became a political issue. "How the heck should you refer to a person of unknown and unspecified gender in English? " has been a question that's plagued grammaticists since time immemorial, and they've never yet managed to agree . Some said use "he", others said use "they", but the latter is still regarded as grammatically incorrect in many contexts; and neither is ideal, both can cause confusion.
They should have just let lazy-tongued English speakers have their way, back in the 12th century when the Old English He and Heo (he and she) had both got reduced to "E" or ""A"depending on dialect. I don't know about the other cases, but they certainly look promising candidates for that process of eroding distinctions from this table:
Case Masc. sg. Neut. sg. Fem. sg. Pl. all genders
Nominative hē hit hēo hīe
Accusative hine hit hīe hie
Genitive his his hiere heora
Dative him him hiere him
according to Wikipedia:
In 1789, William H. Marshall records the existence of a dialectal English epicene pronoun, singular "ou": "'Ou will' expresses either he will, she will, or it will." Marshall traces "ou" to Middle English epicene "a", used by the 14th century English writer John of Trevisa, and both the OED and Wright's English Dialect Dictionary confirm the use of "a" for he, she, it, they, and even I. This "a" is a reduced form of the Anglo-Saxon he = "he" and heo = "she". By the 12th and 13th centuries, these had often weakened to a point where, according to the OED, they were "almost or wholly indistinguishable in pronunciation." The modern feminine pronoun she, which first appears in the mid twelfth century, seems to have been drafted at least partly to reduce the increasing ambiguity of the pronoun system...[3]
Thus in Middle English the new feminine pronoun she established itself to satisfy a linguistic need.
So "she "got dragged into the English language to clarify distinctinctions. And the Old Norse plurals ( they, their and them) were introduced for much the same reason, apparently.
Why fight the tide of history? Pronouns are apt to wear down to inarticulate grunts , aren't they? especialy those beginning with "h"or "th". We should swoop to take advantage when that happens and seize on the stripped-down versions for the longed-for gender-neutral pronouns. We have plenty of stripped down pronouns in common parlance in the present day, don't we? But they're not "proper English". Why not recognise em as proper English? (see what I did there? ).
'E has made a predictable comeback ( if it ever went away) along with
'ís 'ers etc. Surely all we need to do is make a suitable selection, define them as gender neutral and thus obligate people to pronounce as well as write the initial consonants when they intend to be gender specific.
Again, that could be fun. You'd find he-men making an unprecedented effort to pronounce their aitches , wouldn't you? if that stopped em from being mistaken for girls
What's to ohld us back, except for snobbishness? The new usages would, in fact, be a whole lot more elegant than that ugly and unpopular they/their/them fix.