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My mate Ed
« on: April 29, 2016, 04:18:48 AM »
He is my best mate and makes me laugh.

He really gives Asians a lot of crap. If you talk about someone driving badly on the road, he will launch into "Were they Asian? I bet they were Asian weren't they?" When you uncomfortably state you don't know, he will tell you how he reckons they were and they are terrible drivers. Then he will expand on his terrible times with Asians on the road and make broad stereotypes about how terrible they are at driving. He does the same whenever an Asian does anything remotely "Asian" or stereotyped. When they do the two finger peace sign in photos he questions "What the Hell are they doing? What does that even mean?"

His wife often slaps him or sternly rebukes him to his "But Sandi, you've seen them."

It is funny in a cringey way.

Ed is not really racist though. Some of his best friends are Asian. Actually so is his wife and in-laws.

So is his family

So is Eddy. (He considers himself an equal opportunity bigot)
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Re: My mate Ed
« Reply #1 on: April 29, 2016, 12:54:08 PM »
That's how the blond and the spazz happens to be mentioned in my circles. I can do that as much as I want, in the right spot, because of being blonde and a spazz.

Max the Bear used to fumigate at that, blond women making blonde jokes.
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Re: My mate Ed
« Reply #2 on: April 29, 2016, 01:23:43 PM »
Yeah I can imagine that. LOL
I2 today is not i2 of yesteryear. It is a knitting circle. Those that participate be they nice or asshats know their place and the price to be there. Odeon is the overlord

.Benevolent if you toe the line.

Think it is I2 of old? Even Odeon is not so delusional as to think otherwise. He may on occasionally pretend otherwise but his base is that knitting circle.

Censoring/banning/restricting/moderating myself, Calanadale & Scrapheap were all not his finest moments.

How to apologise to Scrap

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Re: My mate Ed
« Reply #3 on: April 29, 2016, 01:50:47 PM »
I know black people who can't stand rap and don't like most other blacks for that matter too.

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Re: My mate Ed
« Reply #4 on: April 29, 2016, 02:09:45 PM »
One of my brothers is kinda like that especially with Indians going on about how cheap they are and the Kwik-E-Mart jokes yet he lives with his Indian girlfriend and has even gone to India twice to meet her family.
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Re: My mate Ed
« Reply #5 on: April 29, 2016, 10:54:33 PM »
I know black people who can't stand rap and don't like most other blacks for that matter too.

I didn't think he meant his fried doesn't like his own race or culture, but offering an anecdotal observation about how people joke about their own race.  :dunno:
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Re: My mate Ed
« Reply #6 on: April 30, 2016, 12:24:18 AM »
  I like to joke about how damn white I am.  I love certain songs that strike me as
  being extremely white.  This is like the White Anthem IMO, even the band name.
  The Percy Faith Orchestra ... yeah.  :laugh:

               
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