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Offline Yuri Bezmenov

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Re: The joy of having kids
« Reply #60 on: August 18, 2018, 06:20:43 AM »
Quote from: Minister of silly walks on August 18, 2018, 05:31:44 AM
Quote from: Alex DeLarge on June 24, 2018, 04:27:56 PM
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Why I don't have kids:

I walked outside today to see 3 girls playing in front of my condo. One of them was climbing a street sign pole.

Now, most parents/adults would say something like "get down, that's dangerous" or "be careful there"

What do I say to the girl climbing the pole?? "You know when you grow up, you can pay your way through college doing that".  >:D

QFT!

I'm surprised you didn't ask if she wants to go for a drink later. Maybe a few years later.  :evillaugh:

Good point.  I like my women like I like my whisku, 12 years old and mixed up with coke!   :autism:
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Re: The joy of having kids
« Reply #61 on: August 18, 2018, 06:27:47 AM »
Quote from: Alex DeLarge on August 18, 2018, 06:20:43 AM
Good point.  I like my women like I like my whisku, 12 years old and mixed up with coke!   :autism:

I prefer them at least 16-years-old.  Nice and matured.  If you want them that young, go to the Phillippines.  (Don't, whatever you do, the police will be interested.)
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Re: The joy of having kids
« Reply #62 on: August 18, 2018, 06:36:14 AM »
A 16 year old girl is "nice and matured"?

Maybe if you're a 15-year-old boy.
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Re: The joy of having kids
« Reply #63 on: August 18, 2018, 06:37:09 AM »
Quote from: Minister of silly walks on August 18, 2018, 06:36:14 AM
A 16 year old girl is "nice and matured"?

Depends on the girl.  I'm thinking one with a mature mind who hasn't fallen prey to pervs.
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Re: The joy of having kids
« Reply #64 on: August 19, 2018, 01:05:18 PM »
How do you recognise the "mature mind"?
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Re: The joy of having kids
« Reply #65 on: August 19, 2018, 01:38:50 PM »
Quote from: odeon on August 19, 2018, 01:05:18 PM
How do you recognise the "mature mind"?

By talking to her before she declothes?
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Re: The joy of having kids
« Reply #66 on: August 19, 2018, 08:53:13 PM »
Dementia's pretty easy to spot, actually.
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Re: The joy of having kids
« Reply #67 on: August 20, 2018, 03:38:01 AM »
Quote from: Calandale on August 19, 2018, 08:53:13 PM
Dementia's pretty easy to spot, actually.

In yourself or in others?
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Re: The joy of having kids
« Reply #68 on: August 20, 2018, 09:18:10 AM »
Amber's talked out things with her boyfriend, basically, stating that she needs her space and "me" time.  He was getting a little pushy and clingy.  She sounded like their meeting was satisfying.  So Papa Bear is still snoozing....for now. 
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Re: The joy of having kids
« Reply #69 on: August 20, 2018, 09:57:56 AM »
Quote from: 'andersom' on April 30, 2016, 09:59:06 AM
Quote from: Queen Victoria on April 30, 2016, 09:30:30 AM
26 years old, 9 year old mind, 6 year old emotions.    :poo:

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The older you get, the bigger your worries.

Thanks Eclair for bringing this back to my attention and Hyke for the reply.  Both posts are still true.
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Re: The joy of having kids
« Reply #70 on: August 20, 2018, 02:02:52 PM »
Quote from: Tequila on August 19, 2018, 01:38:50 PM
Quote from: odeon on August 19, 2018, 01:05:18 PM
How do you recognise the "mature mind"?

By talking to her before she declothes?

Do you know what a "girl" is?
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Re: The joy of having kids
« Reply #71 on: May 13, 2020, 05:43:51 AM »
Quote from: Tequila on August 18, 2018, 06:37:09 AM
Quote from: Minister of silly walks on August 18, 2018, 06:36:14 AM
A 16 year old girl is "nice and matured"?

Depends on the girl.  I'm thinking one with a mature mind who hasn't fallen prey to pervs.

I'm a bit slow. I just realised how this is the most unintentionally ironic post ever.

I wonder how Tequila is doing. Lots of shagging I assume.
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Re: The joy of having kids
« Reply #72 on: May 25, 2020, 01:30:08 AM »
Oh, I dunno. This last one is a hellava tax break and she gets half of my retirement monthly, it's like she came working and I didn't even have to push her out on a corner, yet. And I actually have time at home, like all fucking day long, to spend with her. I haven't even tried to sell her.
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