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Good News, Bad News
« on: January 20, 2016, 05:53:07 PM »
The good news is that CBC is back.

The bad news is that clearly, we do not post enough for weebles.
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Re: Good News, Bad News
« Reply #1 on: January 20, 2016, 06:08:47 PM »
  The good news is that a few intrepid individuals are stepping it up!  :thumbup:


   The bad news is that I have to go back to work tonmorrow and lose postwhoring hours.  :thumbdn:
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Re: Good News, Bad News
« Reply #2 on: January 20, 2016, 06:44:10 PM »
The good news is that my new dentist is awesome!

The bad news is that she won't fix my "fang" crown until I have gum surgery.

On the other hand, at least she's going to fix it. The dentist who put it in refused, even when I offered to pay cash out of pocket. Since it was the wrong size it ruined the gums and that's why I have to have the surgery.
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Re: Good News, Bad News
« Reply #3 on: January 20, 2016, 06:47:30 PM »
  The good news is that I can afford all the dental work I need.  :tard:


   The bad news is that I need a lot of it.  :tard:
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Re: Good News, Bad News
« Reply #4 on: January 21, 2016, 11:59:26 PM »
The good news is that I no longer live in Florida where there is no snow.

The bad news is that I moved to Canada, where the best storm of the winter probably is going to miss us.
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Re: Good News, Bad News
« Reply #5 on: January 22, 2016, 12:22:04 AM »
The good news is that I have enrolled at Tafe (which is a kind of college).

The bad news is that I gave them the wrong dates to take my fees out, so they are going to do it on the week that I don't get paid (I get paid fortnightly). I am an idiot but I was in a hurry when I gave the date. I go back on the 28th of this month so I will try and fix it then.
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Re: Good News, Bad News
« Reply #6 on: January 23, 2016, 08:50:14 AM »
Good news is kid did not puke for 20 hours and for now keeps fluids inside.

Bad news, she still is feeling really sick and can't eat.
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Re: Good News, Bad News
« Reply #7 on: January 27, 2016, 07:46:17 AM »
  Good news is that I haven't found any new mouse droppings in weeks.  :2thumbsup:


  Bad news is that they're sneaky little fuckers, who may have found a new secret bathroom area.  :tinfoil:
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Re: Good News, Bad News
« Reply #8 on: April 20, 2019, 04:17:09 PM »
We had 2 mice living in our house for a while when the kids were still quite small.

One we nicknamed "Spidermouse". It used to climb the internal brick walls.

The other we nicknamed "Speedy Gonzales". It had darker fur and used to run very fast across the floor and into its next hiding spot. Usually with a crash. Most mice sneak around in the dark or stick to cover, this one didn't. It simply relied on speed.

My son used to leave food down the side of his chair for them.

So anyway, they had to go. So I started setting traps after the kids went to bed and checking them at 6 am and disposing of the little corpses before they woke up. I think I caught 3 actually, there might have been more than one Spidermouse. But there was only one Speedy.

My daughter decided that they must have got married and moved out to start their own family. Maybe after the kids have grown up I will tell them the real story. It would break their hearts if they knew I murdered our little mice.
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Re: Good News, Bad News
« Reply #9 on: April 20, 2019, 11:00:19 PM »
Which bit is the good news and which bit is the bad news?  :zoinks:
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Re: Good News, Bad News
« Reply #10 on: April 21, 2019, 12:06:40 AM »
Well the good news is that we don't have mice any more.

The bad news is that our free-range mouse pets are dead.
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