Because we have an opening for you... It may contain some of the following, so please be prepared.
We have an opening for a recruiter position:
This may contain the following requirements:
You must be a complete snob
, not give a care in the world whatsoever.
Your pay rate is only 0.05 per raise. Yet if you complain you will get an extra rate of $20.00 per hour as a secret hush fund known as :STFU
If interested please contact Mikael Monkeyshine for more details.
Sincerely Yours,
Potterville and Associates.