^suspense killer.
OK, admit it, it was you. You wanted to be in contact with THE Gareth even more.
i pray to gareth at night, before I sleep. But would never rouse him myself, for fear of retribution.
Offer him oranges. IIRC, that pleases him.
The orange lord is displeased with your sacrifices, for oranges are a simple of the orange lord himself!
Are you in any way related to the infamous "Annoying Orange"?
If so, do you try to keep that a well hidden family secret, or are you proud about it.