"I decided if I got too bored the rest of this year, I would start an Emo Mariachi Band. The name of that band? Overdramatic Chihuahuas." -Genesis
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Quote from: odeon on January 17, 2011, 04:39:08 PMSpent most of the day chasing bugs. With a butterfly net?
Spent most of the day chasing bugs.
Quote from: couldbecousin on January 17, 2011, 04:46:59 PMQuote from: odeon on January 17, 2011, 04:39:08 PMSpent most of the day chasing bugs. With a butterfly net? I wish it had been that simple. Software bugs are not that easily traced.
Jesus died on the cross to show us that BDSM is a legitimate form of love.
There is only one truth and it is that people do have penises of different sizes and one of them is the longest.
14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?
Chopped earthworms into bite-sized segments to feed my salamanders.
Quote from: Peter on January 17, 2011, 07:21:18 PMChopped earthworms into bite-sized segments to feed my salamanders.You should leave the bugs intact. They build character.
I can do upside down chocolate moo things!