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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #5715 on: April 29, 2013, 05:13:41 PM »
Quote from: bodie on April 29, 2013, 03:52:15 PM
Contraflow

Is when part of the road is closed and you have just one lane open to traffic going both ways.  Usually controlled by poxy temporary traffic lights,  sometimes controlled with a fat bloke waving a two sided sign reading 'GO' and 'STOP'

I am often told they are essential for road repairs but have yet to see anyone carrying out repairs.  Plenty of cones arranged for maximum delay to motorists and lots of fat men with beer guts and hairy bum cleavage sipping mugs of tea and yamming bacon butties just sitting around.  Usually one of them might wave a tape measure around.   :zoinks:

    :plus:    for giving me a chuckle with a rant worthy of an HBO comedy special!  LOVE your Brit slang!  :rofl:
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #5716 on: May 01, 2013, 07:37:54 AM »
Shit. I forgot the bag full of internal mail for the other office again :tard:
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #5717 on: May 01, 2013, 08:40:02 PM »
Quote from: Mia Wallace on May 01, 2013, 07:37:54 AM
Shit. I forgot the bag full of internal mail for the other office again :tard:

  Fuck 'em.  Put it in a bag and hang it on a tall tree!   >:D
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #5718 on: May 01, 2013, 08:41:58 PM »
  I must be getting a bit deaf.   :headphones:   Many of my favorite songs on youtube sound too soft!
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #5719 on: May 01, 2013, 09:00:29 PM »
  I've been sitting here feeling hot, turns out I've had my fan turned  *away*  from me for the last hour or so.  :facepalm2:
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #5720 on: May 01, 2013, 09:04:04 PM »
  I don't like this mortality thing.  Don't want to die.  :thumbdn:
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #5721 on: May 01, 2013, 09:11:24 PM »
  My physical is happening in 2 weeks, with blood tests and everything!   :probe:
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #5722 on: May 01, 2013, 09:46:19 PM »
  Still haven't taken that L-Lysine, better get on it!  :tard:
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #5723 on: May 01, 2013, 10:05:29 PM »
Someone is in a bitchy mood tonight.  Hint: she lives in Massachusetts.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #5724 on: May 01, 2013, 10:06:31 PM »
45 minutes on the phone with my sister looking up information for her on the internet.  Thank heavens I have unlimited long-distance.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #5725 on: May 01, 2013, 10:08:05 PM »
Quote from: Queen Victoria on May 01, 2013, 10:05:29 PM
Someone is in a bitchy mood tonight.  Hint: she lives in Massachusetts.

  What can I say?  It's an easy thread to spam!  :laugh:
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #5726 on: May 01, 2013, 10:09:35 PM »
Quote from: couldbecousin on May 01, 2013, 10:08:05 PM
Quote from: Queen Victoria on May 01, 2013, 10:05:29 PM
Someone is in a bitchy mood tonight.  Hint: she lives in Massachusetts.

  What can I say?  It's an easy thread to spam!  :laugh:

A likely excuse.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #5727 on: May 02, 2013, 05:05:10 AM »
Not feeling well
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #5728 on: May 02, 2013, 05:33:09 AM »
Quote from: Parts on May 02, 2013, 05:05:10 AM
Not feeling well

  I hope that soon passes and you are back in action!  :hug:
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #5729 on: May 02, 2013, 03:36:05 PM »
A little better today but still not back to normal
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