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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #5010 on: December 25, 2012, 02:24:44 AM »
Aw, how adorable. Looks like your child will grow up to have the same fetishes as his parents. :autism:
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #5011 on: December 25, 2012, 09:29:32 AM »
Quote from: Kit on December 25, 2012, 12:20:41 AM
Caught the bug from my child. I started to get sick while seeing Skyfall.

They do love to share, don't they? :nurse:
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #5012 on: December 25, 2012, 09:53:17 AM »
God damn it facebook, why is there no "hide all stories about Christmas" option???
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #5013 on: December 25, 2012, 09:54:07 AM »
Quote from: Parts on December 24, 2012, 04:14:23 PM
I almost got hit several times by drivers who were pregaming their Christmas Eve festivities today
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Quote from: odeon on April 30, 2010, 01:35:57 AM
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
Quote from: Lit on November 02, 2013, 10:24:49 AM
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
Quote from: ProfessorFarnsworth on September 23, 2012, 01:16:21 AM
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.

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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #5014 on: December 25, 2012, 10:25:41 AM »
It's Christmas morning and I'm pissed off and shut in my room to avoid my asshole brother. Luckily my family opens gifts on Christmas Eve in the evening, so I don't have to go down there until it's time for food.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #5015 on: December 25, 2012, 12:21:06 PM »
Quote from: Queen Victoria on December 25, 2012, 09:29:32 AM
Quote from: Kit on December 25, 2012, 12:20:41 AM
Caught the bug from my child. I started to get sick while seeing Skyfall.

They do love to share, don't they? :nurse:

The worst Christmas present ever ;)
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #5016 on: December 25, 2012, 12:28:14 PM »
Had headache symptoms including aura today but the headache part is mild so far
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #5017 on: December 26, 2012, 12:23:30 AM »
Brother, niece and his partner are arriving tonight. They're making my mum shut the dog in the garage for 3 days straight. We couldn't have my niece exposed to small harmless animals now could we ::). And the dog is the real reason he tried to lie and weasel his way out of staying at mums. Maybe I should go over and rescue the dog, I'm just worried about how noisy he'd be and how much he'd petrify the cat.

Seriously, if they come knock on my door anytime during their visit I'm not answering. Fuck off if they try to inflict their standards on me.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #5018 on: December 26, 2012, 12:27:34 AM »
If I were you, I'd probably do that. Take it to my place or something until they're back out.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #5019 on: December 26, 2012, 03:53:53 AM »
I'll see how the dog goes tonight and I'll get him tomorrow. I'll have to take him for walks for him to pee and poo. There's a lot of stimuli for him to bark at here though (the busy road, the pub with yahoos over the fence, birds, people walking down the driveway etc etc). And I'm worried the neighbours might snitch on me to strata. I was supposed to ask their permission to even have the cat, which I didn't do. Something they've put on the agenda for the AGM I bet :zoinks:
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #5020 on: December 26, 2012, 03:56:29 AM »
All work and no play makes--

No, wait, there is no work. I have to bitch about something else. :P
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #5021 on: December 26, 2012, 04:05:30 AM »
Had a wonderful xmas dinner at my sister's, with her kids shrieking constantly, drooling on themselves and being yelled at.
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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?

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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #5022 on: December 26, 2012, 06:35:39 AM »
Quote from: Peter on December 26, 2012, 04:05:30 AM
Had a wonderful xmas dinner at my sister's, with her kids shrieking constantly, drooling on themselves and being yelled at.

  Then did you get to watch them playing with their presents?    :toy:
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #5023 on: December 26, 2012, 07:53:02 AM »
Quote from: couldbecousin on December 26, 2012, 06:35:39 AM
Quote from: Peter on December 26, 2012, 04:05:30 AM
Had a wonderful xmas dinner at my sister's, with her kids shrieking constantly, drooling on themselves and being yelled at.

  Then did you get to watch them playing with their presents?    :toy:

Briefly, then I went home.  It's pretty stressful being in that house.
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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?

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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #5024 on: December 26, 2012, 11:08:02 AM »
Quote from: Kit on December 23, 2012, 10:36:05 PM
Read my son a story and went to bed with him and then few minutes later I hear something and saw he threw up and he keeps throwing up. He got some on my shirt and then he threw up some more on his rug. He got some in my hair too so I had to shower t wash my hair and I had my son shower with me because he got vomit on him too. My dad cleaned up the puke and after I got out and got my son ready for bed again, I clean the rest up using some carpet spot remover and using a wet hand towel. My son has not puked since he was under three months so this was the first time ever he's done it. He even barely ate anything today. Yep part of being a parent.

Must have been one hell of a story.  I can only imagine considering the stories you tell here.
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