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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #3705 on: August 12, 2012, 02:21:41 PM »
Quote from: Parts on August 12, 2012, 02:20:25 PM
Max is knocking everything down with his cone and has even broken an antique table

  Poor boy, how long will he have to wear the cone?  :orly:
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #3706 on: August 12, 2012, 02:26:16 PM »
uh-oh I am out of chocolate
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #3707 on: August 12, 2012, 02:27:07 PM »
I'm bored senseless. :GA:
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #3708 on: August 12, 2012, 02:27:16 PM »
Quote from: skyblue1 on August 12, 2012, 02:26:16 PM
uh-oh I am out of chocolate

  Quick, run to the nearest store!    :runaway:
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #3709 on: August 12, 2012, 04:09:22 PM »
Quote from: couldbecousin on August 12, 2012, 02:21:41 PM
Quote from: Parts on August 12, 2012, 02:20:25 PM
Max is knocking everything down with his cone and has even broken an antique table

  Poor boy, how long will he have to wear the cone?  :orly:

Two weeks till he get the stitches/staples out
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #3710 on: August 12, 2012, 04:25:49 PM »
Quote from: Parts on August 12, 2012, 04:09:22 PM
Quote from: couldbecousin on August 12, 2012, 02:21:41 PM
Quote from: Parts on August 12, 2012, 02:20:25 PM
Max is knocking everything down with his cone and has even broken an antique table

  Poor boy, how long will he have to wear the cone?  :orly:

Two weeks till he get the stitches/staples out

  Such a good dog, I send him lots of love.  :)
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #3711 on: August 12, 2012, 04:30:28 PM »
Sic! Canis Partium fortis est  :viking:
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #3712 on: August 12, 2012, 06:12:48 PM »
  I smell bread for some reason, not good to be craving it when I'm dieting.  :tard:
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #3713 on: August 12, 2012, 07:57:44 PM »
Not fair.. (or fair?).. but mosquito(-s) stung my left foot three times this evening/night. Um, I'm tempted to post a picture of the little bumps/bite marks as it is.. but.. (no). Bites there itch like a modder fupper at the moment though. 'They' woke me up..

Um, is it possible to wipe out all stinging creatures, I'm wondering now. Probs not.. but, please.. can we make a serious attempt here please.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #3714 on: August 12, 2012, 08:38:24 PM »
Quote from: lutra on August 12, 2012, 07:57:44 PM
Not fair.. (or fair?).. but mosquito(-s) stung my left foot three times this evening/night. Um, I'm tempted to post a picture of the little bumps/bite marks as it is.. but.. (no). Bites there itch like a modder fupper at the moment though. 'They' woke me up..

Um, is it possible to wipe out all stinging creatures, I'm wondering now. Probs not.. but, please.. can we make a serious attempt here please.

Sometimes putting some toothpaste on the bump will stop the itching.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #3715 on: August 13, 2012, 05:47:08 AM »
Quote from: lutra on August 12, 2012, 07:57:44 PM
Not fair.. (or fair?).. but mosquito(-s) stung my left foot three times this evening/night. Um, I'm tempted to post a picture of the little bumps/bite marks as it is.. but.. (no). Bites there itch like a modder fupper at the moment though. 'They' woke me up..

Um, is it possible to wipe out all stinging creatures, I'm wondering now. Probs not.. but, please.. can we make a serious attempt here please.

I've often wondered about the importance of mosquitoes in the ecosystem after being bitten badly.
Somehow, the only 'use' I could think up for them was fish and swallow fodder.
I like the sight of swallows.

Jaico, na de beet balsem, works pretty good.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #3716 on: August 13, 2012, 07:24:27 PM »
I woke up four separate times last night with a charlie horse. Hurt like a bitch!
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #3717 on: August 13, 2012, 09:26:54 PM »
I am on tech support with this stuttering idiot who can't remember a damn word I say and doesn't write it down, so I have to go and reread the damn error message for him. :tard:
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #3718 on: August 14, 2012, 01:19:52 PM »
I have a cold sore.  >:( >:( >:(
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #3719 on: August 14, 2012, 03:16:37 PM »
I need to move some furniture around but I can't lift it by myself.  :P
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