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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #2400 on: February 13, 2012, 04:16:39 PM »
The materials I had to work with today sucked they were very dusty and glassy and now I am all itchy
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #2401 on: February 13, 2012, 10:09:00 PM »
My Logitech laser mouse's scroll bar was feeling clogged up, so I poured some hand sanitizer on it and it freed the scroll bar up, but then it messed up the scrolling! Agh! I'm gonna have to get a new mouse. I'm using my Xbox 360 controller as a mouse at the moment.

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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #2402 on: February 14, 2012, 12:56:13 AM »
DAILY MAIL: "Whitney Houston's last meal: Tragic pictures inside hotel bathroom where singer's body was found reveal she ate a hamburger, fries and drank champagne and beer minutes before her death" how is this news? disrespectful, insensitive, intrusive and voyeuristic

and fuck you, Warsi. You do not speak for me, you stupid slag. We didn't vote for your piece-of-shit government either, so go and suck your own fucking dick and die

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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #2403 on: February 14, 2012, 01:37:00 AM »
I heard foxes screaming one time in the middle of the night and thought that it was a woman or child screaming.  I got dressed and went outside to see if I could tell where the sound was coming from because there was no way that I was going to stay in bed and find out the next morning that someone had gotten hurt and I did nothing to help them.

 I had a similar experience one summer night, hearing eerie, half-birdlike/half-human
 sounds that I eventually learned were raccoon screams.  Wild animals are scary!  :zombiefuck:
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #2404 on: February 14, 2012, 04:30:16 AM »
Bleh
I often post on my phone. Expect typos & errors.

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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #2405 on: February 14, 2012, 06:48:57 AM »
My Irlen lenses still haven't come in the mail yet. I rang up about it two weeks ago and they said it would take another week. It is over that now, this is driving me crazy and I am wondering if they have messed up the address like they did last year.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #2406 on: February 14, 2012, 07:05:11 AM »
My Irlen lenses still haven't come in the mail yet. I rang up about it two weeks ago and they said it would take another week. It is over that now, this is driving me crazy and I am wondering if they have messed up the address like they did last year.

 Time to call them again and kick their asses!   :boxers:
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #2407 on: February 14, 2012, 07:10:36 AM »
^I can only call the person that tested me and it isn't her fault that it is taking so long. I just hope my glasses aren't lost in the mail or something. Going to have to call again though, you are right.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #2408 on: February 14, 2012, 07:18:13 AM »
^I can only call the person that tested me and it isn't her fault that it is taking so long. I just hope my glasses aren't lost in the mail or something. Going to have to call again though, you are right.

 Yes, if someone at the company can tell you where the glasses were sent, maybe
 you can get them traced and sent to your proper address.  Good luck!  :thumbup:
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #2409 on: February 14, 2012, 07:22:50 AM »
Thanks. It is just that I went through all this last year as well which is why I am pretty pissed off this time.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #2410 on: February 14, 2012, 07:47:33 AM »
Prrphfff, I have a pimple on my right cheek.

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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #2411 on: February 14, 2012, 09:05:37 AM »
worrying about hormones etc. can't be arsed with this shit

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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #2412 on: February 14, 2012, 11:21:32 AM »
hot water pipe burst this morning as i was sleepily working on breakfast.

called the landlord, who first said there wasn't a shutoff to the house, then admitted he didn't know where it was. Went outside at his direction to the water meter; he said use a wrench but from the look of it a special tool was needed. shut off hot water heater and what looked like a cutoff from there. told pk to fill the tub, no water pressure at all, not even cold water.

Why? Because in my half asleep state, the first thing I had done was go to the cutoff valve and shut off the water supply to the house.

the pipe (plastic of some sort) under the sink looks nasty - like something chewed a hole in it. not the first time i have had to tell the landlord how to fix his own house.

I am better now that I have had my tater tots.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #2413 on: February 14, 2012, 05:48:45 PM »
hot water pipe burst this morning as i was sleepily working on breakfast.

called the landlord, who first said there wasn't a shutoff to the house, then admitted he didn't know where it was. Went outside at his direction to the water meter; he said use a wrench but from the look of it a special tool was needed. shut off hot water heater and what looked like a cutoff from there. told pk to fill the tub, no water pressure at all, not even cold water.

Why? Because in my half asleep state, the first thing I had done was go to the cutoff valve and shut off the water supply to the house.

the pipe (plastic of some sort) under the sink looks nasty - like something chewed a hole in it. not the first time i have had to tell the landlord how to fix his own house.

I am better now that I have had my tater tots.

 That is a charming ending to a dismal story.  :)
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #2414 on: February 14, 2012, 05:51:21 PM »
 Stupid Failbook, my PMs are not going through!  :thumbdn:
"I'm finding a lot of things funny lately, but I don't think they are."
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