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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #16185 on: December 03, 2020, 08:18:54 PM »
Yeah, soon as I got to work. Cops said most likely the culprits used them on a car to fill up at a garage and drive off without paying, but they logged the plates on a national thingy so that if I did get a summons for anything they knew about it. Getting some cameras up when I get round to it so hopefully that will help. Just been distracted trying to shoo the rats out.  :poo:
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #16186 on: December 04, 2020, 06:15:25 AM »
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #16187 on: December 04, 2020, 06:20:21 AM »
Just been distracted trying to shoo the rats out. 
If you don't mind killing them, mice cant burp. Mom used to put out large flat pans of soda to keep mice out of the barn. Believe any sugary soda will do, but she swore by Dr.Pepper as the best.

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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #16188 on: December 04, 2020, 05:31:09 PM »
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #16189 on: December 04, 2020, 09:17:54 PM »
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #16190 on: December 04, 2020, 09:28:09 PM »
There's a big male rat trapped in the living room and it's driving the dog nuts. Last night it chewed through the ethernet cable that serves a second router on the stairs for the bedrooms, so I've had to get a replacement and try to route it out of harm's way. Hopefully I'll get the bugger soon, this shit is getting expensive.  :soapbox:
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #16191 on: December 05, 2020, 04:05:09 AM »
Yeah, rats will chew anything.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #16192 on: December 05, 2020, 04:59:40 PM »
We used to have 2 mice. One was called "Speedy Gonzalez" after the cartoon character. It would just tear across the middle of the floor at extreme speed while the lights were on and we were all sitting around. The other was spidermouse. It lived above a window in our TV room and would climb the brick wall to get there.

My son would hide food for them.

Eventually I got them with mouse traps. I would set up them after the kids went to bed and wake up extra early to dispose of the corpses.

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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #16193 on: December 06, 2020, 02:50:59 AM »
We've had beavers visiting lately, chewing off the bark from several trees. Two apple trees are beyond saving and need to be cut down,
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #16194 on: December 07, 2020, 04:13:17 AM »
When is our rain plentiful La Nina summer supposed to bloody start?

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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #16195 on: December 07, 2020, 04:29:43 AM »
Why does a mere 4m2 of floating timber decking cost $1k?

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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #16196 on: December 07, 2020, 07:32:34 PM »
Dog was groomed 6 days ago and she looks lovely. But she had an allergic reaction to the shampoo and she's been itchy day and night since then. It's driving both of us bonkers.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #16197 on: December 09, 2020, 05:07:27 AM »
Annoyed by some of my client's software choices. It's a bit like trying to fit a square peg into a round hole.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #16198 on: December 12, 2020, 02:24:40 PM »
Started wearing a camisole under my Tshirt for the winter.  I keep forgetting it's there and wonder what's going on when I have to adjust my clothes or scratch the odd itch.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #16199 on: December 13, 2020, 03:46:04 AM »
Headache won't let go.
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