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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #15585 on: June 22, 2020, 07:33:55 PM »
I somehow have a swollen left eyelid and a swollen bottom lip.
I was rubbing my eye yesterday and I guess my hand was contaminated, but I can't explain the lip.
A quick way to lessen the swelling is to wrap some ice in a cloth and hold it on the swollen parts. Once I woke up with one of my eyes swollen shut (i think I was bitten by a mozzie) and really didn't want to go to school like that or I'd get picked on. So I did the ice thing. Worked well.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #15586 on: June 23, 2020, 03:11:02 AM »
Lacking motivation to write the document I've been asked to write before leaving the project (and the client).
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #15587 on: June 23, 2020, 04:12:05 PM »
Now that they've opened up the majority of the province to phase 2, it's like everyone and their mother are out on the roads. My one hour drive to my appointment took me almost two hours and it wasn't better coming home. All the highways were packed.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #15588 on: June 24, 2020, 12:07:03 AM »
Feels like I'm in limbo.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #15589 on: June 24, 2020, 02:10:34 PM »
I can't find one particular notebook out of the hundreds in this house.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #15590 on: June 24, 2020, 06:56:29 PM »
My friend somehow keeps ending up in hospital practically every month, this month was twice. Her so called friends thought it was funny to turn it into a bet how long she will last out there.  :finger:
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #15591 on: June 25, 2020, 06:28:55 PM »
So not cool
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #15592 on: June 26, 2020, 12:29:53 AM »
Stupid iPhones with their extra text message reminders.  :grrr:
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #15593 on: June 26, 2020, 06:01:43 AM »
Stupid iPhones with their extra text message reminders.  :grrr:
I thought you used a Samsung S9, like mine.

My cell adds some new bloatware with every update.
I just got this "safety" feature to prevent butt dialing which I do not need. This latest annoyance locks the screen until you swipe it the way it likes, so we are all better protected from accidentally touching our screens.

I haven't gone to find this thing and kill it yet, but soon.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #15594 on: June 26, 2020, 07:10:20 AM »
What are the extra text message reminders? I have an iPhone too.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #15595 on: June 27, 2020, 05:06:53 AM »
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #15596 on: June 27, 2020, 12:00:21 PM »
What are the extra text message reminders? I have an iPhone too.

Are we talking about when you don't check your messages because someone's been blowing up your phone for 2 hours and it constantly chirps every 15 min to remind you that you have another text message...while you yell "Hey Siri, I don't fucking care."

WTF? It's like the damn microwave when I forget to take something out right away after it's done.

That is the only thing I don't like about this phone after switching to it from an android.

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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #15598 on: June 27, 2020, 02:30:32 PM »
Ah ok. I silence texts from just about everyone except vital people like my kids so I'm good. Usually it only activates once 2 mins after the original text if you don't check it.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #15599 on: June 27, 2020, 04:35:58 PM »
Stupid iPhones with their extra text message reminders.  :grrr:
I thought you used a Samsung S9, like mine.

My cell adds some new bloatware with every update.
I just got this "safety" feature to prevent butt dialing which I do not need. This latest annoyance locks the screen until you swipe it the way it likes, so we are all better protected from accidentally touching our screens.

I haven't gone to find this thing and kill it yet, but soon.
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I do use a Samsung, an S10. Nice phone. My wife doesn't. Hers is an iPhone that she leaves on the kitchen table when she goes to bed. Hence the quick bitch.

Add to it the fact that her iPad gets those same messages so I have to listen to four beeps.
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