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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #15360 on: April 15, 2020, 12:33:33 AM »
The Swedish postal system was bad before but now it's almost useless. >:(
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #15361 on: April 15, 2020, 12:28:47 PM »
Ticks :zombiefuck: :zombiefuck: :zombiefuck: :zombiefuck: :zombiefuck: :zombiefuck: :zombiefuck:

I name mine.  :zoinks:

Thick, Slick, Click, Mick, Dick, Flick...
and the beat goes on.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #15362 on: April 15, 2020, 02:02:28 PM »
I want this fucking lockdown to end so I can be alone.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #15363 on: April 15, 2020, 03:19:21 PM »
I want this fucking lockdown to end so I can be alone.

Amen!

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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #15364 on: April 15, 2020, 03:20:24 PM »
Me too!
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #15365 on: April 15, 2020, 04:49:51 PM »
Ticks :zombiefuck: :zombiefuck: :zombiefuck: :zombiefuck: :zombiefuck: :zombiefuck: :zombiefuck:

I name mine.  :zoinks:

Thick, Slick, Click, Mick, Dick, Flick...
and the beat goes on.

I put y's on the end of their names to make them sound more cute and adorable.  :orly:  Ricky, Micky, Sticky...and the beat goes on.  :zoinks:
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #15366 on: April 16, 2020, 12:53:01 AM »
Almost forgot about having to change the tyres of my daughter's car.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #15367 on: April 16, 2020, 04:26:15 AM »
Ticks :zombiefuck: :zombiefuck: :zombiefuck: :zombiefuck: :zombiefuck: :zombiefuck: :zombiefuck:

I name mine.  :zoinks:

Thick, Slick, Click, Mick, Dick, Flick...
and the beat goes on.

I put y's on the end of their names to make them sound more cute and adorable.  :orly:  Ricky, Micky, Sticky...and the beat goes on.  :zoinks:
Now there's Ian Dury in my head.  :lol1:
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #15368 on: April 17, 2020, 04:53:04 AM »
  My damn upper right molar, one of the last few teeth needing extraction, is aching intermittently, and
  the dental practic is closed till May, except for emergencies.  This may develop into just that.  :migraine:
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #15369 on: April 17, 2020, 08:03:27 AM »
I can extract it for you. :zoinks:

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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #15370 on: April 18, 2020, 08:19:47 PM »
I'm starting to really regret getting this broadband provider. They have a 4G router which works wonders, was getting faster speeds than what I was getting with all the providers I had before peaking at about 80mbps. Ever since the lockdown happened, can't even get past bloody 10 on a good day and on a really bad day, it doesn't even get past 1.

Gotta put up with this shit for another 2 years.

Also bare in mind I have excellent coverage in my area. This couldn't go possibly wrong. But apparently it can.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #15371 on: April 18, 2020, 11:17:01 PM »
TOO MANY STUPID PEOPLE!

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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #15372 on: April 19, 2020, 01:18:50 AM »
Mum didn't answer her phone. I'm hoping that she's ok.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #15373 on: April 19, 2020, 01:23:58 AM »
I'm starting to really regret getting this broadband provider. They have a 4G router which works wonders, was getting faster speeds than what I was getting with all the providers I had before peaking at about 80mbps. Ever since the lockdown happened, can't even get past bloody 10 on a good day and on a really bad day, it doesn't even get past 1.

Gotta put up with this shit for another 2 years.

Also bare in mind I have excellent coverage in my area. This couldn't go possibly wrong. But apparently it can.

Betting they are throttling the bandwidth. I have a 250/250 fibre connection but still notice that everyone from Netflix to Youtube are limiting the bandwidth because a lot more people than usual are using their services.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #15374 on: April 19, 2020, 08:10:14 AM »
I'm starting to really regret getting this broadband provider. They have a 4G router which works wonders, was getting faster speeds than what I was getting with all the providers I had before peaking at about 80mbps. Ever since the lockdown happened, can't even get past bloody 10 on a good day and on a really bad day, it doesn't even get past 1.

Gotta put up with this shit for another 2 years.

Also bare in mind I have excellent coverage in my area. This couldn't go possibly wrong. But apparently it can.

Betting they are throttling the bandwidth. I have a 250/250 fibre connection but still notice that everyone from Netflix to Youtube are limiting the bandwidth because a lot more people than usual are using their services.
This. Mine went to crap after so many people were home at the same time using the same things.
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