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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #14790 on: February 01, 2019, 05:52:31 PM »
Think I am getting a cold
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #14791 on: February 01, 2019, 07:38:40 PM »
There were about 15 people in line at the bank.  I prefer to write a check so I can get the number of different bills I need for my budget envelopes.  I just got out a few bucks from the ATM instead.  I'll go back Monday when hopefully it's less crowded.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #14792 on: February 02, 2019, 03:04:54 AM »
Another cold sore. Yay.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #14793 on: February 06, 2019, 09:14:55 PM »
Dragged myself to the grocery store yesterday for gatorade. I have electrolyte pills too (thank you WolFish who taught me these exist).

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Not together enough to be online and updating, apparently.

We had a good week and then the little dude got sick again, and today I've officially caught it. Ugh. Just a cold, though, not the nightmare stomach monstrosity.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #14794 on: February 11, 2019, 05:29:26 AM »
Instead of getting something nice for myself with birthday money, I'll be getting the front brakes on my car replaced. They have been making some grinding noises.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #14795 on: February 11, 2019, 04:49:12 PM »
I almost fell getting off a ladder when the cat got under my feet and I twisted my ankle
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #14796 on: February 11, 2019, 04:51:30 PM »
I almost fell getting off a ladder when the cat got under my feet and I twisted my ankle

Who cares about you?  How's the cat?   :flo:

(Just kidding.  Glad it is only an ankle.)
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #14797 on: February 11, 2019, 09:00:44 PM »
My dad did the same thing (except it was his knee and there was no cat involved).
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #14798 on: February 12, 2019, 10:50:46 PM »
The dachshund didn't win Best in Show at Westminster. 
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #14799 on: February 13, 2019, 01:51:20 AM »
The dachshund didn't win Best in Show at Westminster.
the bitch wasn't quick enough to make it to the top?
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #14800 on: February 13, 2019, 06:31:05 AM »
There was an armed robbery at the pub over the fence late last night!

By chance I witnessed the trio of bumbling crims run across the road to their getaway car which was parked directly in front of me on the street. Of course I didn't know they were crims running from a scene at the time, I didn't know till I saw the news this afternoon.
The only reason I saw what I saw was because I heard a little commotion and was checking to see if my car was ok (it wasn't garaged because I needed the garage to throw shit into while I was housecleaning). I'm a very protective car mum.

Now I'm trying to get the courage to call the police and tell them what I saw, because the silly idiots parked in plain view of a CCTV camera on another building.

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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #14801 on: February 13, 2019, 01:49:54 PM »
The dachshund didn't win Best in Show at Westminster.
the bitch wasn't quick enough to make it to the top?

It captured the heart of the audience for sure.  It wasn'a bitch.  Oddly enough the boxer was a bitch.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #14802 on: February 14, 2019, 05:01:09 AM »
There was an armed robbery at the pub over the fence late last night!

By chance I witnessed the trio of bumbling crims run across the road to their getaway car which was parked directly in front of me on the street. Of course I didn't know they were crims running from a scene at the time, I didn't know till I saw the news this afternoon.
The only reason I saw what I saw was because I heard a little commotion and was checking to see if my car was ok (it wasn't garaged because I needed the garage to throw shit into while I was housecleaning). I'm a very protective car mum.

Now I'm trying to get the courage to call the police and tell them what I saw, because the silly idiots parked in plain view of a CCTV camera on another building.
Armed robbery is a pretty serious offense so calling the cops is a good thing.
I'm really glad nothing happened to you!
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #14803 on: February 14, 2019, 06:52:42 AM »
There was an armed robbery at the pub over the fence late last night!

By chance I witnessed the trio of bumbling crims run across the road to their getaway car which was parked directly in front of me on the street. Of course I didn't know they were crims running from a scene at the time, I didn't know till I saw the news this afternoon.
The only reason I saw what I saw was because I heard a little commotion and was checking to see if my car was ok (it wasn't garaged because I needed the garage to throw shit into while I was housecleaning). I'm a very protective car mum.

Now I'm trying to get the courage to call the police and tell them what I saw, because the silly idiots parked in plain view of a CCTV camera on another building.
Armed robbery is a pretty serious offense so calling the cops is a good thing.
I'm really glad nothing happened to you!

I went to the station at lunchtime and gave a statement instead. They would have asked me to drop by anyway.

I'm lucky the perps didn't see me otherwise they would have ran over and tomahawked me in the face. :swords:

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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #14804 on: February 14, 2019, 05:48:25 PM »
There was an armed robbery at the pub over the fence late last night!

If you live next to a pub then it might be a good idea to have a gun just in case.

Oh wait, you live in Australia...   

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