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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #12540 on: February 16, 2017, 05:34:22 PM »
  I'm still yawning  :yawn:  despite this cup of coffee!
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #12541 on: February 16, 2017, 07:56:29 PM »
  And my ears are blocked, especially the left one. :thumbdn:
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #12542 on: February 17, 2017, 12:31:02 AM »
The only thing I don't like about lithium is that it gives me a dry mouth. I spend a good part of the day thinking about drinking. I'm thirsty now. I can't even go out without taking a drink with me. Or if I don't, I have to buy a drink at my destination. I have to drink during class (which thankfully they let us do).

And because I'm always drinking, I have to think about the consequences. There has to be a toilet wherever I am going.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #12543 on: February 17, 2017, 03:52:44 AM »
Why didn't this enzyme cleaner spray come with warnings on the bottle about the vapors?  :zombiefuck:

Imagine the strongest smelling hair dye and times it by 11. I think my throat is starting to burn!
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #12544 on: February 17, 2017, 04:34:24 AM »
I turned 40 recently and when I looked in the mirror this morning, there was a very bright silver hair at my temple.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #12545 on: February 17, 2017, 05:27:19 AM »
^ I keep getting this one single silver hair that grows right in the middle of my hairline.

This UV blacklight torch that came with the cleaning stuff is useless as well. It's supposed to pick up pee stains in the dark, but if I was to trust the torch apparently I have no stains in the house whatsoever, even where my younger cat peed on the laundry tiles.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #12546 on: February 17, 2017, 08:35:01 AM »
My mobile was nicked. FUCK!
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #12547 on: February 17, 2017, 02:41:55 PM »
Replacing the insulation next week when the new PINK stuff  arrives
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #12548 on: February 17, 2017, 03:35:56 PM »
Pink stuff?
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #12549 on: February 17, 2017, 06:00:45 PM »
Quote from: Marion Crane on February 17, 2017, 03:52:44 AM
Why didn't this enzyme cleaner spray come with warnings on the bottle about the vapors?  :zombiefuck:

Imagine the strongest smelling hair dye and times it by 11. I think my throat is starting to burn!

  Open windows!  Open all of them!   :runaway:  :GA:
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #12550 on: February 17, 2017, 06:04:39 PM »
Quote from: renaeden on February 17, 2017, 04:34:24 AM
I turned 40 recently and when I looked in the mirror this morning, there was a very bright silver hair at my temple.

  Mine are bright silver too.  Silver hairs look very sharp.  8)
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #12551 on: February 17, 2017, 06:07:09 PM »
Quote from: odeon on February 17, 2017, 08:35:01 AM
My mobile was nicked. FUCK!

  I'm sorry.  I wish I knew where to find the sorry bastards responsible!  :grrr:
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #12552 on: February 17, 2017, 07:26:25 PM »
Did it have a GPS?  :zoinks:
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #12553 on: February 17, 2017, 08:48:30 PM »
Call it...see if they answer. Tell them they've won something.  >:D
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #12554 on: February 18, 2017, 12:55:53 AM »
  I'm a side sleeper, but I can't stay on either side for long tonight.  My right shoulder and
   left knee hurt.  I just took an ibuprofen.  I hope that works.  I need to sleep so I can work.  :sleepy:
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