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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #11640 on: August 09, 2016, 10:19:31 PM »
What country are you from icequeen? (because I am wondering if its the same one I buy when I can find it.)

I love the sweetish kind of aromatic smell due to the chloroform in the 'care+' brand available here. And I know what you mean although I don't find it nasty at all, but certainly, I'll wash the near empty bottles out with a little lime cordial or lime pop to get the last of it out, and lick the remains from the inside of the bottle neck and cap, like licking clean an empty jar of honey.

Did that earlier actually, got kinda peckish so went to make a couple of honey sandwiches. Had enough for making them but used the last of the useful portion of honey, leaving lots adherent to the inside of the jar and some on the lid. Was a pleasure indeed to go grab a spoon and stand in the kitchen eating the remaining honey by the spoonful, then sweeping a finger round the walls of the jar first, then a tongue second until I'd finished the lot, not on or in anything, just standing there munching away at the honey; because if theres one thing I love along the lines of spreads and preserves, its honey.   

This time it didn't have any, just had had to buy the available stuff from a corner shop. But what I REALLY like is the kind of honey that comes still in the comb, or with a big slice of honeycomb in the jar. If I can find it I'll always buy that sort, so I can dig it out of the jar in one piece and eat that up the moment I open the jar.

I went to turkey on holiday in the early 2000s, and there one could buy honeycomb on its own, slobbering  with runny honey. That was SOOOOO nice,  I bought a great big portion along with some of these little wee sour as hell greengage-like round fruit of the plum family, that one first salts and then eats. Those were great, salted then dipped in a dab of honey, with a bite of oozing, dripping  honeycomb after first biting into a salted sour tiny green plum thingy, turning it around in the mouth until you've sucked the majority of the flesh off the stone, nibbled free anything left then spat the stone wherever was handy and close by enough to gob them in.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #11641 on: August 10, 2016, 05:26:44 AM »
  Stupid bitch boss is still a stupid fucking bitch.  :grrr:
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #11642 on: August 10, 2016, 06:45:47 AM »
Formal costs are SO expensive. Hopefully she becomes a Millionaire when she is older and keeps Dad very comfortable in retirement
I2 today is not i2 of yesteryear. It is a knitting circle. Those that participate be they nice or asshats know their place and the price to be there. Odeon is the overlord

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Think it is I2 of old? Even Odeon is not so delusional as to think otherwise. He may on occasionally pretend otherwise but his base is that knitting circle.

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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #11643 on: August 10, 2016, 11:57:55 AM »
Yayy! couldbe, you fucking GO sweetie!

I definitely like your newfound arsekickery and tendency to put your foot in the nads of people who bitch you out!

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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #11644 on: August 10, 2016, 03:49:39 PM »
Cat puke and lots of it in the bathroom, nobody else around to clean it up
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #11645 on: August 10, 2016, 10:04:40 PM »
Yayy! couldbe, you fucking GO sweetie!

I definitely like your newfound arsekickery and tendency to put your foot in the nads of people who bitch you out!

*snuggles*

  Still not confrontational IRL, but I'm working up to it.   :arrr:
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #11646 on: August 10, 2016, 10:06:55 PM »
Cat puke and lots of it in the bathroom, nobody else around to clean it up

  I remember those messes, from when I lived in a house with seven cats.  :sick:  :cat:
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #11647 on: August 10, 2016, 10:08:21 PM »
Formal costs are SO expensive. Hopefully she becomes a Millionaire when she is older and keeps Dad very comfortable in retirement

  I hear the kids at work talking about their prom expenses.  Everything's so costly these days.  :zombiefuck:
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #11648 on: August 10, 2016, 10:54:25 PM »
What kind of sleeping pills my dear?

Zolpidem/Ambien.  Just a low dose when I think I need it, about 2 times a week.  the rest of the nights it's Benadryl.

I need to add that I use it cautiously.  At a full dose I once painted my toenails, in my sleep.

  That's an adorably benign reaction to a medication.  :laugh:
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #11649 on: August 10, 2016, 10:55:47 PM »
  Eczema is flaring up again.  Between that and the burn, I'm pretty itchy.  >:(
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #11650 on: August 11, 2016, 02:46:55 AM »
They have just started building a new bridge down the road from me. The noise from there woke me up this morning. Sounds like they are beating a bass drum.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #11651 on: August 11, 2016, 04:58:36 AM »
Formal costs are SO expensive. Hopefully she becomes a Millionaire when she is older and keeps Dad very comfortable in retirement

  I hear the kids at work talking about their prom expenses.  Everything's so costly these days.  :zombiefuck:

I have the dress, shoes, bag, and have saved for the jewelry and make up. Still need to save for the hair, limo and the $150 bloody admittance.
I2 today is not i2 of yesteryear. It is a knitting circle. Those that participate be they nice or asshats know their place and the price to be there. Odeon is the overlord

.Benevolent if you toe the line.

Think it is I2 of old? Even Odeon is not so delusional as to think otherwise. He may on occasionally pretend otherwise but his base is that knitting circle.

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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #11652 on: August 11, 2016, 06:11:33 AM »
Thats ridiculous. Can't she first try sneaking through a window in the back of the building, such as a toilet window, or at least attempt to find a back door before paying? Or just cause a disturbance somehow for a distraction?

Ammonium polysulfide should do the trick. Take some ammonia solution (weak over the counter crap will work for this), get some caustic soda, some ammonium sulfate from a garden center, the sodium hydroxide might need to come from a DIY store, the ammonia water should be findable there too. Rig up a bottle with a tube and cork that fits. Mix some dry caustic soda prills, caustic potash (potassium hydroxide, KOH) will do the trick too), the rubber tubing goes through a hole drilled in the cork, and then add a little water to the mixture of ammonium sulfate and caustic, which should be intimately mixed. This will cause the stronger base (the alkali metal hydroxide) to displace the weaker one (NH3) from the salt, leaving sodium or potassium sulfate and ammonia gas, this passes through the tube, and into the aqua ammonia, to concentrate it as much as possible.

And take agricultural sulfur, known as flowers of sulfur, or it can be found at pet shops and vetinary type outlets that cater to the public, in the form known as roll sulfur, basically round cast sticks of S, this should be ground, however agricultural sulfur is a powder usually, found sometimes also in sulfur candles intended for fumigating greenhouses, Fuze this with metal turnings, doesn't matter a great deal what. iron filings will work alright, using a blowtorch (releases lots of sulfur dioxide, unless you get a tank of welding argon, just cheap disposable ones, those aren't expensive, or CO2 or nitrogen, both cheaper), you could also melt sulfur onto lots of wire wool if you can't find filings, better would be to order some powdered iron on ebay, OR, best of all take caustic soda, and powdered sulfur and heat them together to give sodium hydrosulfide. Do this outside as when NaHS gets wet.

Then react the hydrosulfide with the strong ammonia solution, just mix and leave to sit and stew in a container, OUTSIDE.
This will create ammonium polysulfide, a yellowish, oily looking liquid. And it STINKS something heinous. Be aware that the rxn of the sodium hydrosulfide with ammonia solution will release hydrogen sulfide, do not breath it in or allow to come gusting up at the face, it is very toxic if inhaled. So when opening the container, after its been stewing until its needed, keep your face away, hold breath, do it outside and retire a bit, away from the open container to let any H2S blow away. The ammonium polysulfides can then be decanted and put in a sealed container. A little glass bottle would be ideal, and this poured on the floor near the entrance. Will distract people pretty damn well because of the putrid stench of rotting eggs and sewer-fumes it gives off, with acidic and acrid undertones. A pretty effective stinkbomb.

Or, you could do the exact same process but order some selenium on ebay. Don't use tellurium, because that would leave innocent bystanders contaminated for a long time and terribly, awfully. People have actually killed themselves after becoming contaminated and getting tellurium-breath, but to the best of my knowledge its specific to tellurium. Tiny quantities of Te absorbed will do that. But where sulfurous things smell bad, the equivalent selenium compound will smell absolutely gutwrenchingly, brutally, teeth-meltingly, toenail-knottingly hideously shit-your-britches noxious.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #11653 on: August 11, 2016, 07:35:17 AM »
my mother has no grounded outlets in her co-op. it's an old building. she's been here over 25 years. she should have had it done. but now there will be no air conditioning because there is no place to plug one in.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #11654 on: August 11, 2016, 09:38:26 AM »
my mother has no grounded outlets in her co-op. it's an old building. she's been here over 25 years. she should have had it done. but now there will be no air conditioning because there is no place to plug one in.

Get a cheater plug.

They look like this:

http://www.target.com/p/ge-grounding-adapter-polarized-2-pk

Not the best solution, check and make sure the cord doesn't heat up with it...but it will work.