Too many zoom meetings in my life already.
The noises are incredible. Yes, everyone can hear the gross noises you make into your speaker. Yes, you probably should go on mute when you go to the toilet. The manager at the client end even said "if you are going to, ah, wash the dishes or something, could you go on mute?". We had about a dozen people on the call.
I was about to share my screen yesterday and my boss was sending messages to a team chat and they were popping up on my screen. Funny stuff like "what the fuck was that guy saying, was that fucking English or what?" about the offshore testing manager who was speaking gobbledygook. So I kind of said "aaaaaah, I'm just looking for the button, I'm about to share my screen everyone, just a tick" to give him a chance to stop sending them.